Bob Evans enjoyer 🦦🥞

If you’ve ever had a bad experience at Bob Evans, it was 100% your fault.

[Bob Evans enjoyer 🦦🥞 @CL_Pollard]

I don't care if I'm only 135 pounds. If you don't eat the crust on bread or pizza I could 100% for sure kick your ass.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Bar

[Softboy @softboywin]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[mike d. @rickdank_o]

writing this song in your 20s is so fucked up

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

New England represent baby

[connor bernard @beagleschmeagle]

Extremely rough start to the day

[📸 👩🏻‍💻 HONEY 🪞👩🏻‍🎨 @itshoneylive]

wish people would stop working on Black Mirror-style abominations and focus their efforts on developing something pleasant and useful eg "cigarette that's good for you" or "home printer you won't want to destroy with hammers"

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Gorillaz will make their SNL debut this Saturday.

[Nēa "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

I do think we live in a political landscape akin to the plot of several single digit Final Fantasy games. This is a bad thing.

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

What if a good thing happened? That might be a fun change of pace

[Eric Wahl @ziplamak]

Money won't buy you anything on a dead planet

[Phil Vischer @philvischer]

Since the Winter Olympics gets curling, it’s only fair that the Summer Olympics should get cornhole.

[Lux @thisislux]

fucked up in the crib eating gorp and scroggin

[Ford Fischer @FordFischer]

Neither myself nor any other journalists I work with would “stalk” nor impede or obstruct any type of law enforcement activity.

Following and filming federal agents or any type of police from a safe distance is our journalistic and American duty under the First Amendment.

[Pennsylvania Governor's Office @PAGovOffice]

what did you just call him?

[Frances 'Cassandra' Coppola @Frances_Coppola]

What is "abusive and poisonous" about saying that non-Jews murdered by the Nazis also deserve to be commemorated?

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

we need tribunals for everyone involved in this

[Jorge Washington @theredhombre]

You cannot argue with MAGA. They demand evidence, then call your sources biased. You provide primary sources, they claim they're doctored. You show them video, they say it's out of context. You give them context, they say you're cherry-picking. This isn't debate. This is a systematic refusal to allow reality to intrude on mythology. You're not arguing facts. You're arguing whether facts exist.

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

You win this round weather nerds I cannot get out of my driveway