Hold on to your apple botttom jeans...the biggest event of the year is here! WSU Springfest 2019. T-Pain. 3OH!3. April 19th. Be there. Tickets on sale after Spring break!
aliens: we have traveled thousands of light years in hyper-advanced starships that warp time and space itself
ancient humans: sweet
aliens: so you guys like big rocks or what
ancient humans: yeah
aliens: cool let's do some stuff with big rocks