Carl LaFong

Who put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?!?

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@NormSNLJokes Please consider an all-Byron Allen day this Friday, 5/22/26, the date of the CBS time period premiere of his late night "Comics Unleashed" (they couldn't be more leashed).

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@Aquinas82nd Powerful enough to destroy the last 45 minutes of an otherwise great movie!

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@paulsen_smw The answer to all your questions is "money."

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@JimmyTraina That's not a rating. That's number of viewers. There's a difference. A rating is a percentage, and very few tv shows set ratings records anymore.

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@NormSNLJokes "Tuesday" just sounds funnier.

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@paulsen_smw Based on numbers provided by NBC? Tell us more!

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@paulsen_smw Does that include daytime Olympics ratings, too? I mean, why not?

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@Noirchick1 Ever notice Groucho is reading his lines off the floor?

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@StoliarSteve Why did Groucho steal the toupee from Skidoo instead of this nice one?

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@paulsen_smw (A massive miscalculation)

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@EntStrategyGuy "New York: The Authoritarian Dictatorship State."
Sounds about right.

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@paulsen_smw What "talks?" They're going to invent an eighth day of the week?

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@paulsen_smw No sideline reporting??? I'd pay extra for that!

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@mewsreporter @gregbradyx A Mr. Feliciano is on line one.

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@paulsen_smw It's not a good look for NBC to have to self-report its company's "chills."

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@JBFlint Five guys in the bar asked the guy to change the channel when that was on.

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@StoliarSteve I always thought it was fake, because he appeared in the greasepaint mustache for one scene. I guess he shaved off the real one toward the end of filming to do that scene?

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@MarxBrosPodcast Fucking Zeppo...

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@StoliarSteve Seems like a nice toupee. Why on earth did he ditch that one for the "Skidoo" model?
Did Groucho still bother with a wig when you worked for him? Did he keep them on a fake foam head?

[Carl LaFong @CLaFong]

@ArturFufkin @marcmaron Maron is wearing a wig.