CLando

I just lost 70lbs in the last 7 months and added a little bit of muscle. I am so excited for what comes next. Whatever it may be!

[CLando @CLando733]

@Brookltnwilliw Have you ever thought of the planet Uranus?? I heard it was nice this time of year!

[CLando @CLando733]

@atensnut If that is all it takes you're not a serious teacher. You're an activist! Ban Pride Flags just so we can root out these individuals!

[CLando @CLando733]

@RadioGenoa I didn't know Waffle House had an airline. You learn something new everyday!

[Wake Up America @wakeupusa]

Serve lots of pork as well.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

In New York, young women are starting to buy pet pigs to avoid being harassed by Muslim men on the street and on public transport.

[Kat Kanada 🏴 @KatKanada_TM]

Carney’s MPs better revolt and this better be his end as Prime Minister.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[CLando @CLando733]

@TaraBull Is that what Poomba from The Lion King looks like now??
He really let himself go!

[CLando @CLando733]

@elonmusk It's unbelievable that the people screaming about "Saving Democracy" have no idea that one of the essential tenets of democracy is that each individual gets to vote for whomever they want to. Without fear of retribution. Tyrants force you to think and vote as they want you to.

[CLando @CLando733]

@TrumpsHurricane In Gaza and other such wonderful countries that wouldn't let a women express herself like this or in any other way! Go visit and check for yourself!

[CLando @CLando733]

@RightPulseNewss Why did God give most women more brain cells then a cow??
So when you pull their tit they don't shit on the floor! lol
I wouldn't pull on her tit due to the awful mess she'd leave behind!

[CLando @CLando733]

@RedLineReportt Put a scoop on the front of their truck. Just like the one trains use to remove cows from the railway tracks. Cows off the tracks.. Cows off the roads. Is there a difference?

[CLando @CLando733]

@SaltyGoat17 If you don't even know which gender you are, how can anyone be sure you know which side of the confrontation you are on? Flip flopping in the middle of a war and identifying as the enemy would be on track for these weirdos!

[CLando @CLando733]

@CNviolations This is a beauty contest in Gaza!! I here the judges take sexual bribes!

[CLando @CLando733]

@alphafox The North American Sea Cow!!

[CLando @CLando733]

@AVGirl4Life Yell in a scratchy female like voice.. "Ooooh, honey, our lover is finally here!!". "Please come in. My husband and I will show you the time of your life". He probably stops sticking his hand into strange holes after that! lol

[CLando @CLando733]

@liz_churchill10 Yeah Stephen Colbert in a tiny room and force him to watch this performance, of his, for 10 hours straight. That would be a fitting punishment!

[CLando @CLando733]

@realMaalouf We needed Nelson from The Simpsons there to do his famous "ha ha!!". That would've been priceless!!

[CLando @CLando733]

@RadioGenoa Good looking teens, no obesity, no goth folks and no pregnant girls... This, most definitely, is not a prom in North America. Keep doing whatever it is you are doing in Poland. It's definitely working well!!