Chris Lawrence

Baltimore/DC comedian. Husband, father, brother, wife, son. Following other funny people, sports news and the food network.

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@RapSheet Raiders entered the chat

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@ABC No wonder it had glowing reviews

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@SNY_Mets Check out Page's new shirt! That was for the chicks in the front row.

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Let's give some credit to @ThatKevinSmith for inducing nightmares by turning @justinlong into a walrus years before they turned @Seal into a seal.

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I love him, but right now #JustinTucker needs less @Royal_Farms #ChickenPalooza and more kicka palooza

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@Wendys $25 for a chicken nugget meal, junior pineapple frosty and the SpongeBob meal?! I mean, what are we doing here?

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@SouthwestAir Been a loyal customer for years! I'm just having a little fun. Thanks for the reply!

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@SouthwestAir is out here on the cutting edge of technology. They're playing chess. All other airlines are playing checkers.

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Happy #nfl    Sunday kick-off day and good luck to @MarcAnthony and the @MiamiDolphins !

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Ahhh, I remember reading in my Presidential history class about the classic debate between Martin Van Buren and Willian Henry Harrison where they argued about their golf handicap. #DebateNight

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I'm nervous. This could be good or it could be a revenge tour. I just wish Scottie and Michael would squash the beef. I don't want to see Horace and Luc go down with him. #NBA    #Chicagobulls

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@FrankLuntz An owner of a ton of preferred stock?

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@Adamwonders @Usher Was this your first Halftime show?

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The producers watching this thinking of the 2003 Halftime show. #SuperBowl

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Sorry, still the GOAT. #SuperBowl

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Me noticing @Usher doesn't have a perfect six pack after 25 years. #SuperBowl

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Glad to hear highlights from early 2000s @NOWThatsMusic cds! #SuperBowl

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@DaveChappelle in the house! #SuperBowl

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Last year @rihanna announced her pregnancy during the halftime show. @Usher hasn't topped that so far. #SuperBowl

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The amount of grandmothers, mothers, and aunts pumped for this halftime show is insane #SuperBowl