Capt. Lidstoned

Saving lives and lovin' every minute of it. Rescue Specialist with the Canadian Coast Guard.
Full time hero...part time hippy

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@larayapmaaq Robotic clitoris adapter....c'mon!

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Here's me motorboating the coast

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@KatrinaViannaXX Double high 5 for the handbra!!

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@KatrinaViannaXX I spoke to the Council of Fellas, and we decided to applaud your efforts for our enjoyment. Carry on!

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@Shaninblake999 ...getting in and out of those suits is powerful too

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@KatrinaViannaXX Caught all three of our attention...

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Just me, 43, longboarding through the flowers

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@DemishaIva5304 @WivesMoms ...my dear, that can be accomplished is one move

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@KatrinaViannaXX Youre Tin roof Rusted???
Oh my!!

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420 has lost a bit of steam with legalization...however, this is hilarious

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@stonersvilla That's not weed, that's plant based cammo Lego

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@BrittanyMa4939 @WivesMoms A bountiful image...but to answer your question, yea that shirt might be a touch small

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Spring time boating!!

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@hanwaddingham you are a pillar of strength, hilarity, mother lioness, beauty and grace. An excellent balance, maybe I should include juggler as well!

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Live before 5...Refuting the "silly sciences of social media" edition.

Seems fitting that I stumbled over pronouncing "Mensa Candidates"

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Super hero Columbian Caffeine Man

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@kirawontmiss This person parades around claiming Trans rights and proper pronouns, nothing wrong with that, HOWEVER, they are a terrible person who enjoys and encourages conflict and plays the victim card. Rude crude dude

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@akafaceUS Firstly...use a tissue to wipe and blow you nose, secondly eat a bag of dicks you disrespectful little shit, third excellent move walking away...now she can use that money to pay for lunch

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@LinderNinn47343 Chicks on chicks on tits...what a post!!!

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@ThatKevinSmith brother, you gotta help make this MASH reboot happen!! The dream casting has already started; Hawkeye - Bill Hader, Hotlips- Kate McKinnon, Col. Flagg - Patrick Warburton, Radar - Gaten Matarazzo, Father Mulcahy - Chris O'Dowd