Corey

Simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life.

[Corey @CLiz101]

Today I had to inform my toddler his name is not in fact “Cocomelon”. This is the moment his therapists will point to, I can feel it.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

Always this ⬇️

[Lila of a Showgirl 🧡✨ @BandOfTh13ves]

Taylor’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar” bc I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it

[♡ guilty as sina?❤️‍🔥 @thisismebiing]

when hamilton wrote the other 51 essays it was all like "YES QUEEN SLAY" "YOU GO GIRL" but god forbid taylor releases 31 songs then its suddenly like "aReN'T peOplE gEtTInG tIrED oF hEr"

[Corey @CLiz101]

@Kcoopxoxo @_Burnetts @kelseyoneshoe We will die. I’m not saying I wouldn’t do it. I’m just saying they’ll need to pour Burnetts on our graves too.

[Corey @CLiz101]

@Kcoopxoxo @kelseyoneshoe well someone on the Burnetts social media team woke up and chose violence today 😂😂

[Drink.Burnett's @_Burnetts]

Imagine grabbing a bottle of Burnett’s, linking with your best friends, and pretending it’s 2012 again. What’s stopping you? You’re an “adult” ? with a “stable income”?

One little nostalgic blackout on a Friday night won’t hurt ;)

[Corey @CLiz101]

Oh. Oh. Well. Okay then 😂😂

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

People who didn’t grow up in a colonial New England state, where did you even go for your 3rd grade field trip? How did you even learn to churn butter?

[Corey @CLiz101]

@kelseyoneshoe I think about this SO much. Like every time I see a new picture of them.

[shan 🔥 @holygroundsound]

in 50 years every grandma is going to keep their sewing kit in one of these bad boys

[Corey @CLiz101]

@F3ARL3SSTV @Kcoopxoxo JUSTICE FOR DEBUT

[Corey @CLiz101]

I made you my temple, my mural, my sky now I'm begging for footnotes in the story of your life.

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

That’s a wrap on night ONE, Foxboro!

See you back here tomorrow. 😍

[Corey @CLiz101]

Like yes but also no 💕

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

You asked, we listened!

RT and follow us to enter to win a 2nd custom #13 Swift jersey!

[Corey @CLiz101]

@Kcoopxoxo 😈😈

[Corey @CLiz101]

@Kcoopxoxo Don’t worry. I have other videos.

[Corey @CLiz101]

@Kcoopxoxo Hey. You brought it up. I just provided the video evidence.

[Corey @CLiz101]

2023: almost 2 1/2, wearing 5T pants, 5T or just regular kids small shirts, and (I can’t make this up) 8 1/2 EXTRA EXTRA wide shoes. Can we make a big and tall baby store please.

[Corey @CLiz101]

Today my child is wearing 18-month pants. He’s not even 6-months.

[Corey @CLiz101]

Just in case anyones following this saga, he is not even 18-months and he wears 4T shirts, 3T pants, and 6W shoes 🙃🙃

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

Pete Davidson heading to Megan Fox’s house https://t.co/LWAExLSr0S

[Corey @CLiz101]

@meganmadeline_ Well this aged well 🙃

[Corey @CLiz101]

@meganmadeline_ Excuse me. Leave Kayden out of this.