Cat Lomprey

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

i scraped my knee and my mom replies with “cat don’t be so wobbly”

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

people who talk in all lowercase>>>

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

if I don’t reply to you immediately it’s not Bc I don’t wanna talk to you, it’s Bc I’m waiting to get ready for the day so I look decent

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

@mallokello Country is fucked either way.

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

Kanye 2020

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

I swear all the good memes that I wanna post on Instagram are on private accounts 🙄

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

Sleep is prolly the best drug ever, y’all should try it

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

Non-lactose-intolerant people who don’t like cheese fascinate me

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

@rahm3sh @realafros I love this

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Praise God! He is risen!! 🙌🏽

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

https://t.co/K9opGdIipH signnnn

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

Pistachios are fancy peanuts

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

@realDonaldTrump I LOVE YOU PRESIDENT

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

https://t.co/mgDXBWDe72
Sign this

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

Fettucini noodles are like the Italian version of pad Thai noodles

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

I have more mosquito bites than friends at this point honestly

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

Okay so in sports medicine class we’re supposed to practice tearing this really tough tape, and I haven’t been able to do it for two days. Then I come across my friend Lindsay and ask her to try it and she literally got it her first try. Let’s just say I was shocked

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

Finding God was the best thing I’ve ever done in my life, and I’m never going back

[Cat Lomprey @CLomprey]

Is it bad that I’m making ramen for myself at 1am?