C.MART

special skills: crying in the tub while the shower runs without my roommate noticing

[C.MART @CMART_LA]

Bartender: sorry man if you forgot your ID I can't serve you..... Me: dude, I had a MySpace

[C.MART @CMART_LA]

@SpursOfficial @getir_UK 🤮 with the sponsorship plug. Club only cares about one thing and it’s def not trophies

[C.MART @CMART_LA]

@POTUS This is so stupid

[C.MART @CMART_LA]

@slinganswers All Samsung tv owners

[C.MART @CMART_LA]

@brians2169 @slinganswers Link??

[#DIAVOLO @saintdiavolo]

To those sayin “Will Smith hitting Chris Rock is funny” i Ask u this … replace Will with the word Airplanes and Chris with the Twin towers … not laughing now are u

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

Open relationships seem healthy

[C.MART @CMART_LA]

@OfficialFPL Can we have Kulu assist points please and thanks?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

2 years after the start of the pandemic we don’t have enough fucking tests. This is a third world country.

[C.MART @CMART_LA]

@JoeBiden @GavinNewsom @realMeetKevin for next gov of california

[Nick Colletti @Nick_Colletti]

crows just be walkin around. u can fly bro

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Happy Memorial Day to those who gave their lives so we could prosper. Go grab grandpa and explain to him what an NFT is.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The Fed will now go to war with Bitcoin because they can’t use it to finance wars around the globe, or to bailout the companies of people who lost yachts in the recession.

[C.MART @CMART_LA]

@rick_slang Lmaooooo underrated tweet

[C.MART @CMART_LA]

@SenTedCruz You’re trash

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cryptocurrency explained https://t.co/kUXaXx8a1R

[C.MART @CMART_LA]

@PeterSchiff 🗑