Christy Alvord

[John Schwartz @jswatz]

“Under intense political pressure, it’s easy to cave, to say you’ll play ball. He didn’t do that. He assumed personal risk to do the right thing.” Great obit, great history from @risenc https://t.co/WNouDys7ww

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

Correct. No LEGO people were harmed in the making of the mashed potatoes.

[Chris Eveland (@[email protected]) @CKEveland]

.⁦@CMAlvord⁩ assures me that the box labeled “people” is mashed potatoes. 🧐

[Chris Eveland (@[email protected]) @CKEveland]

This satellite image isn’t new enough, but Kansas has decided that traffic “peanuts” are a good idea.

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

@rickygervais Balance beam isn’t really his event but he stays on!

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

“Now this is what the sculptor intended” #artlover #cattales

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

“Well hellooooo! Is this where you keep the coffee? I just love coffee. Btw, you look like you could use some coffee” #catttales

[Chris Eveland (@[email protected]) @CKEveland]

We get a fair amount of wildlife wandering through our yard, but this is the first time a #rainbow has passed though. 🌈

[Chris Eveland (@[email protected]) @CKEveland]

Testing @andrewskurka’s beans and rice recipe at home before we take the kids on their first backpacking trip.

[Chris Eveland (@[email protected]) @CKEveland]

I knew you could send “day old poultry” through the @USPS, but this is ridiculous.

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

@clroyer2 We are doing well. Let’s catch up soon!

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

“I may not have completely perfected my balance beam routine” #cattales

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

@SimonsCat Bono ... the balance beam is not his strongest event

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

“Yes, I know I’m not supposed to be on the kitchen counter. Can’t you see that I’m in a paper bag that’s on the counter? You are a bit dense at times.” #cattales

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

I read about kids who are learning new languages, volunteering to cook and clean, and writing novels in their spare time. Ours are blowing into watering cans trying to make horn noises. Is that a problem? #ParentingInAPandemic #ParentingInLockdown

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

@CKEveland Will you be social distancing from the bread? That leaves more for the kids and me 😜

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

“Hey, he looks familiar. Finally a quarantine ⁦@zoom_us⁩ for me!” ⁦@SimonsCat⁩ #cattales

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

“Should I be filed under ‘C’ for cat or ‘F’ for feline?” #cattales

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

They said “let your weeds grow — the bees need greater food diversity.” And just like that, we were ahead of the curve
#lazygardener

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

That looks fun. Do you have a @NERFtoycompany for me?

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

“The fact that this is ‘your’ closet does not make disturbing my nap any less offensive” #cattales

[Christy Alvord @CMAlvord]

“The kids are roaming the house wearing bike helmets, safety glasses and carrying nerf guns ... this seems like a good place to be right now” #cattales