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[revbishop @CMBishop]

@crusinclassic @padresj What about "lab tests"

[revbishop @CMBishop]

@shwood @JustinRYoung

[revbishop @CMBishop]

"Cons don't fool us because we're stupid, they fool us because we're human"
The way Brian and Justin tell stories brings out the humanity in all of their characters like no other podcast I have listened to. Check out this most recent season.
https://t.co/JBKnJOfrCr

[Patrick K. Miller @PatrickKMiller_]

🧵 To my friends in their early 30s and 40s who feel…

…overburdened
…put on
…bored
…stuck in place
…tired
…under-appreciated
…angry
…disappointed

…because…

…you constantly take responsibility.
…you always care for others.
…your schedule is relentless.

[Matt Lee @warsinger]

What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store?
The one next to the Target
#dadjokes

[The Bible For Normal People's Opinions @theB4NP]

make “I don’t know!” a great answer again!!

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

If Mary is the Mother of God, is Elizabeth the Auntie Christ?

[revbishop @CMBishop]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2022! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[revbishop @CMBishop]

@PVarga Sounds like you were the one who decided that was the "right amount" when you ordered them... you don't have to be proud about it though 🤓

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

Michael Scott as the Practical Theology Professor of your seminary: a thread

[revbishop @CMBishop]

@chettpritchett @katiebishop Let the record show that the rest of her family keeps walking when she offers to take the picture

[revbishop @CMBishop]

@PVarga Over here we have been writing sweet poems for whatever ails you since the days of yore...our company is NyQuill

[revbishop @CMBishop]

@revchadbrooks I just introduced a new communications database system for my small church last night and was shocked how well it was received. Clarity is king and when there is a clear line of communication we can do better ministry

[revbishop @CMBishop]

@carleelammers I bet you told them about how you are amazing at vehicle maintenance

[revbishop @CMBishop]

@carleelammers As someone who interacts with people after surgery. It doesn't matter how clearly say you don't need to see trophy scars,stones or scabs they will show you. Also they will display said trophy until they decide you have gotten a good enough look.

[Quang D. Tran, S.J. @LeMeTellUSumtin]

“In my deepest wound I saw Your glory and it dazzled me.” St. Augustine

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Best thing I’ve learned this week is that seals do something called the “banana pose” when they feel safe and content.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

The first person to estimate the mass of a molecule did it in 1646 by lighting tiny bits of incense on fire in an abandoned church until he could very faintly smell it.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today I learned about the Arabian sand boa. It looks like a child’s best effort at drawing a snake.