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[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

@cmichesports Time to shine

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[CMU Confessions @cmuconfessions3]

"Who wants to play Rocket League? Drop your epic names"

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

@Narcotic_Waffle @CMUniversity Please don’t mock us

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

We forgot to add… if you see the person in the orange jacket in the picture, please call the police. They run this account.

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[Central Michigan U. @CMUniversity]

With colors like these, it's hard to not 🍂 fall 🍂 in love with campus! Visit us and see for yourself: https://t.co/45GQ3Qmv5S

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

Anime is now illegal.

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[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

@uselessRL I see we’ve activated your trap card.

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

Instead of showing the Central vs. Western game at Okelly’s tomorrow, we have been told the only thing playing on the screens will be a documentary on the Central Michigan Esports team!

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[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

@uselessRL Thank you for your service.

We kindly ask that you change your profile picture… that young lady looks a little too young.

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

@uselessRL So did your KD, Logan

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

To whoever threw an orange at President Davies during the Homecoming parade, we hope you like Wayside. This Wednesday you will be locked in the cage while the faculty pelts you with fruits. You are not allowed to wear clothes, only the President’s hat.

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[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

Move over Esports team… this is a Craig fan page now!

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[Craig Colgan @CraigColgan]

@CMICHUniversity @ProRelUSASoccer That’s a dirty slur. I keep forgetting that @CMICHUniversity is not @CMUniversity. Fool me once …

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

@CraigColgan @ProRelUSASoccer Craig went to Western Michigan

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[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

@WMUGhostBronco @WesternMichU @WMUBookstore @WMUBroncos @wmualumni @college_logos @WesternHerald @Pres_Montgomery @WMUProvost Get over it!

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[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

@CraigColgan You’ll get nothing and like it, Craig

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

Anyone who unvaccinated will be executed at midnight tonight in front of the UC.

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[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

I’m sure you’re fun at parties!

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[CMU Confessions @cmuconfessions3]

"Please PLEASE stop partying. Please remember your immunocompromised peers, professors, and faculty."

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

Right here, officer.

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[CMU Confessions @cmuconfessions3]

"Dating younger women was the best decision I’ve ever made. My girlfriend is 5 younger than me and treats me better than I’ve ever been treated before."

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

Thanks for the mention! However, we will be doubling all student account debt because of this tweet!

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[pski @_pcherrell]

let’s play follow the leader @CMICHUniversity

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

This is why enrollment is down.

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[CMU Confessions @cmuconfessions3]

"I’m fucking broke af and is willing to sell feet pics to anyone that wants them?"

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

🚨 TOE FETISH ALERT🚨

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(DMs are open 😳)

[CMU Confessions @cmuconfessions3]

"To the girl with cute toes in flip flops at Cabin Fri night, didn’t get your number but like this if you feel it was a missed connection."

[Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity]

We hate it here

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[CMU Confessions @cmuconfessions3]

"Anyone collect bones?"