Chris

I’m in two bands, so cut me some friggin’ slack.

[Chris @cmplummer]

I promise that any time I’m out on an appraisal and get to pet a cat I will tweet a picture of it. #CatsofAppraisal

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Natasha > Tashi > Tash > Tasherino > Tasher Sose > Tash Mahal > Tash Monster > You GD Nightmare > Squeep

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name

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@chadwifeyeet County and municipal level government jobs. Highlight a desire for stability, consistency, and that she values being consistent and dependable. There tends to be a higher than normal turnover at entry level positions because people use it as a stepping stone.

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The hypershreksualization of our children continues…

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘SHREK 5’

In theaters on December 23, 2026.

[Chris @cmplummer]

Live on this podcast I called Murlocs in Space Marine armor. Eight years later...#Hearthstone #1600Dust

[Con Before the Storm @ConBeforeStorm]

The amazing @PlayHearthstone panel at our #Blizzcon event with @GarrettArt @cmplummer @KCCO_Gamer @GW_Alec @notrob & @kickedtripod

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Yeah, that tracks.

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Happy Halloween!

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I’ll do what I can!

[🌈Prioritize people over cars @gratifihouston]

Fantastic news. I have worked with @CMPlummer and she is the representative we need in Congress. Let's make this happen!

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@DrEvel_hs

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@numetal_moment “If I could have my wasted days back, would I use them to get back on track?” is actually remarkably poignant, especially coming from a bad with typically weak lyrics.

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@SocksAgency Repping at the day job.

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Remember Malevelon Creek

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@FlorkOfCows The Stinky Meat Diaries, amirite?

[Chris @cmplummer]

@FlorkOfCows Got it! Looks awesome.

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@FlorkOfCows fyi, I just received notification of my door mat shipping so they’re definitely still sending them out, in the event someone who bought one asks.

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I HATE THAT I’M ROOTING FOR THE 49ERS

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@jakecmelik It’s been a difficult New Year’s resolution, but six days strong with no axe!