CM Punk Stories

The original fan run archive of the instagram stories of CM Punk. Began June 16th 2024. Follow for regular updates. (I AM NOT CM PUNK)

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This account is primarily an archive of the Instagram stories of CM Punk (start date June 16th 2024).

To find specific stories look for dates/potential key words used in descriptions in the search tool.

This account is updated regularly.

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RIP Marianne Satrapi ❤️

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CM Punk shares that he is currently reading Marjane Satrapi’s graphic novel “Persepolis”.

26th June 2025

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The concept of the last time Punk was seen in WWE is him wearing a “CM Punk is Babygirl” tee.

[Teffo @Teffo_01]

He’s so missed ❤️

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When she wants to make out but CM Punk just took the flag off the microphone.

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

OBSESSION (2026)

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Wrestling fans who have never set foot in a gym learning what a pump and lighting will do for you.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

CM Punk is a body guy now.

[Is Roman Reigning? @IsRomanReigning]

World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns appeared on the June 1st 2026 episode of #WWERaw      .

Roman Reigns has had a 100% appearance rate since WrestleMania (9/9).

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Am very much happy that he’s seemingly happier where he is now personally and professionally but that stretch from 2021-2023 was magical.

[👑𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘👑  @AdamGoldberg28]

4 years ago today, What a butterfly effect we’ve had since,

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And now Solo and the MFT are part of this.

In what world does this need a World Championship?

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The ref just held up the Ula Fala like it was a fucking belt.

I want to hear NOTHING from Roman pfps about this feud needing the title.

The heavyweight title picture could have Knight, Page, Breakker, or Bálor and instead it’s in Bloodline lore purgatory. #WWEClash

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This feud could exist entirely without the title and not change in the slightest.

“The power” here is the ulafala within the overdone Bloodline family dynamics.

It doesn’t need the world title and it doesn’t need to be stinking up the main event scene.

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Bloodline fans don’t even try to defend it anymore. They just look at you like this #WWEClash

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@yellowhairdpunk Page: *Blatantly giving the audience the finger*

Madz:

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Ethan Page pushing up his glasses with his middle finger

Cheeky fucker, love him #WWEClash

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El Grande Americano vs Original El Grande Americano was a gorgeous match.

Reminded me of what I love about professional wrestling.

Incredible stuff.

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Cody Rhodes: This [the WWE Championship] is addictive.

You’re never too old to develop a new addiction Punk! #Smackdown

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@cmxcerys Have a ball! ⚡️

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I did actually lose 100lbs between September 2023 and June 2024 which was a fairly big change 🥴

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2020 / 2026

Much change! Such wow!

[madz @yellowhairdpunk]

2020 / 2026

there was a time i didn’t have yellow hair

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@yellowhairdpunk My account is gonna get turned into a calendar club or a vape shop now 😫

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39 days 🥲

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CM Punk reflects on life with some familiar song lyrics.

“What a life. What a gift.
Nothing from nowhere
I’m no one at all”

18th April 2026

[madz @yellowhairdpunk]

i might get mass unfollowed for this but i find it extremely disrespectful when people dont stand for the national anthem. personally i get goosebumps every time i hear “look in my eyes, what do you see? a cult of a personality. i know your anger, i know your dreams”