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29 yrs chasing the klaxon, 25 yrs caregiver to little old ladies, 60 years married. Father, conservative, luthier, bass player still honky tonkin. No DMs.

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@BartBarts697 @cdrsalamander I've heard a few stories, but not that one. First one I ever saw was in the early '60s. Still YF-12A then. F-101 and an F-106 went up to chase it and he left them standing in the dust.

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@accordingtowoz Good morning.

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@itsme_urstruly With a game camera, but....

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@Irina_exh After 61 years married, just shut up and eat it.

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@miles_commodore Welcome. Miss the sarcasm!

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@MbarkCherguia Check to see if the port is closed.

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@hmcrem So what's her call sign? 😂

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@GuntherEagleman As much as they do in the pulpit! But who pays any attention to 1 Timothy?

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@itsrosesm Do you want federal, state or county ID?

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@SGTWipper1Each Head cheese.

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Amen!

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

It’s pointless to continue the fight against the madness. Democrats in America thrive on communism, fraud, and illegal immigration, turning a blind eye to crime, while feckless Republicans huff and puff and just sit on their hands. It’s hopeless, and I’m sick of it all.

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@ThrillaRilla369 A bunch of my wife's shoes and probably a lot of dust!

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@MikeCorkSr1 a

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@accordingtowoz Yup!

[Alpha News @AlphaNews]

With the 250th anniversary of the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, 2026, the new Alpha News documentary Minnesota Mao offers perspective on the "stolen valor" and the "tyranny" of Governor Tim Walz (aka Minnesota Mao himself).

The documentary also takes a look at how the ideologies of Maoism, communism, and socialism, have affected Minnesota and other places throughout America.

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Love it!

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."