Carl M. Suhrstedt

We must flow with it
#KTBFFH

[Carl M. Suhrstedt @CMSPIRATE]

And they were delicious

[Locktopus🐙 @LocktopusLines]

people who chewed on the baseboards as a child just cashed Messi Mbappe Haaland parlay btw

[Carl M. Suhrstedt @CMSPIRATE]

Never forget that Thomas Tuchel prevented us from getting Jameis Winston and Cole Palmer to link

[Carl M. Suhrstedt @CMSPIRATE]

These Ivory Coasters better leave my son Moises alone

[𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 @PLShitposting]

4 partidos en un día con huecos de una hora entre sí

[Carl M. Suhrstedt @CMSPIRATE]

I see what @DKSports is doing with the live boost for Australia-Türkiye on a Midnight kickoff. And it will absolutely work @DK_Assist

[Carl M. Suhrstedt @CMSPIRATE]

@PaulPabst @USMNT @FoolproofBrew Battlestations Lads

[SJ🏌🏽‍♂️ @itsnotovaaah]

Guys actually chose sleep over Kang In Lee vs Tomas Soucek ball una, we’ve separated the mice from the men in just under 5 hours

[Carl M. Suhrstedt @CMSPIRATE]

Centennial Senior Week

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

Los aficionados de Corea del Sur no podían entrar con el tequila rumbo al estadio, así que se la empezaron a tomar entre todos y después invitaron a los mexicanos a beber también JAJAJAJAJA.

Es el mejor Mundial de la historia.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[Andrew Kuhn @FocusedCompound]

SpaceX will IPO tomorrow

Here's the bull case:

Target valuation is $1.75 trillion

But that's just on Earth

There are 8 planets in our solar system

That's $14 trillion in potential value

But when you factor in the other 100 billion planets in our galaxy?

$1.4 septillion.

Woah.

[Carl M. Suhrstedt @CMSPIRATE]

That was incredible

[ًًً @Xabiholic]

MADUEKE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Carl M. Suhrstedt @CMSPIRATE]

WERE BACK @masnOrioles NOBODY TOUCH ANYTHING

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Sir a second MASN outage has hit the Baltimore area

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

shutting down midtown and making life hell for die hard knicks fans just for him to sleep at the game

[Carl M. Suhrstedt @CMSPIRATE]

How many people have tagged pics of these to you @Philly_Mays

[Breakfast With The Gators🐊 @BreakfastWTG]

According to On3, the Florida Gators now have the most Blue Chip commitments in the country 🐊🤯

Jon Sumrall has been on the job for less than 6 months

[Carl M. Suhrstedt @CMSPIRATE]

I don't want a 3D printer I want maybe a neighbor who is really good at it tho

[Blue-Orange Gator @BOGBackup1]

Im crying man, he became a literal price fixing communist the second that Hellcats were no longer sufficient to land 5-stars

[Carl M. Suhrstedt @CMSPIRATE]

Bad Week for Gabriels

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Dillon Gabriel on Jared Verse wearing number 8:

"Yeah, I was kind of hoping he would pay me for my number. But then he just started wearing it in practice."