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[Thomas De Gendt @DeGendtThomas]

@daniellloyd1 He couldn’t keep this statistic.

[Les Amis de Paris-Roubaix @A_ParisRoubaix]

The most beautiful stones in the world.
Voici les pavés. 🪨

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨MPs FOR HIRE - Part One: Sit in on a job interview with Kwasi Kwarteng 🚨

https://t.co/raE7G7cA1K

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨

Watch the trailer…

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨MPs FOR HIRE - Part Three: See how ex-minister Stephen Hammond did in his job interview🚨

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Government demands answers after huge oil spill in Dorset, as that area is supposed to contain raw sewage only.

[Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 @rorybremner]

Johnson was a disgrace yesterday. Lawyered to the hilt (at our expense), angry, clutching at straws (parties ‘essential’ to morale when funerals weren’t) agnostic on accepting the committee’s verdict (unless in his favour), his friends heckling it inside & dissing it outside.Yuk.

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

For those asking, the official #WorldBollardAssociation approved phrase for this is a “shit load” of bollards.

[Thomas De Gendt @DeGendtThomas]

I heard this is the couch for the top 3 after tour of Flanders.

[Benji Naesen @BenjiNaesen]

"People think sprinting is about power, but it's not. I've never been the strongest."

"It's chess. It's fucking chess." - Mark Cavendish

[Dan Deakins @DanDeakins]

Interviewer: "What do you think is going to happen tomorrow?"
Sagan: "I think somebody is going to win"

Never change, Peter 😂

#MilanoSanremo

[Cecilie Uttrup Ludwig @CUttrupLudwig]

Keen to kickstart the season tomorrow⚡️ @SetmanaCiclista 🇪🇸 Vamos💪🏻

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘malverse’ (17th century): to act corruptly in a position of trust.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Excitement builds ahead of the first episode of Jacob Rees-Mogg’s GB News show:

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Australia’s biggest sheep farm is approximately as big as Devon and Cornwall combined.

[Mia Stålnacke @AngryTheInch]

Remembering the night when I first witnessed the mesmerizing and rare blue aurora.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘bayard’ (16th century): one who shuts their eyes to reality and has all the confidence of ignorance.

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

“Where do you see yourself in 30 years?”

Me :

[John Finnemore @JohnFinnemore]

Dilemma- I need to log on to my online bank, but my doctor says too much excitement could be bad for my heart. Dare I risk it?