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don’t keep score just keep swimming | Vikings | Padres | Magic | Lightning

[Christian @CM_Bentley]

@Vikings Thanks guys great work

[micheal @godsb0y]

going back to work after drinking all weekend

[Rich Plaza @RageDisease]

Wearing this on a date and wordlessly adjusting it every few seconds

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

Me and everyone who said they would be there for me

[Mr Global @MrGlobal2025]

Soldier arrested for doing the exact same thing the commander in chief, his family and staff do every single day. Welcome to America.

[Solo @solokel24]

Catching feelings should've been on 1000 ways to die

[cav empty @cavempty_]

when she doesn’t respond for a while so you have to reflect on everything that is wrong with you

[Miilato @miiilato]

“what a week, huh?”
“sir it's only Wednesday”

[Skely @123skely]

Instagram hit women like crack cocaine hit the black community.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

LOOPER (2012), Dir. Rian Johnson

[Covie @covie_93]

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

[Shinji 🇨🇺 @ShinjiTheCuban]

Oil crisis, unpopular war, corrupt president, stagflation and NASA sending people to the moon. Welcome back 1970s!

[Magills @magills_]

Wow. The first Canadian on a lunar mission. What a historic day!

[s. @2xsam_]

You just have to get stronger I’m sorry.

[Hadi @lolnvmtho]

i am not ashamed to admit that while i am grateful for having a job, i do not enjoy working.

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Can’t wait to tell the bridesmaids they weren’t supposed to look better than the bride at my buddy’s wedding this weekend

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

To avoid burnout use the 30/30 rule:
After 30 minutes of work quit and disappear to Southern Europe for 30 years

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Type of girl you meet at the pub on St. Patrick’s Day then never see again