Charlie Stabile

Host of @newbloodpod and @reelchangepod , actor, writer, film critic, bartender. The most famous ‘Charlie Stabile’ in the world. Follow me on Letterboxd

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When I think of the Funker, I think of when I was 12 years old, going down to ‘Saturday Matinee’ at the local mall, and buying a VHS of ECW Barely Legal, where he stole the show from guys who were young enough to be his sons. Thanks Terry. #Forever #RIPTerryFunk

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@elonmusk And you’re on the list, Elon

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@RinoTheBouncer Die Hard Trilogy from PS1

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@MAGAVoice He moved on Mt. Fuji like a bitch

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@TheOnlyDSC A floating Wal-Mart

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@MoshiMoshiMoan Literally how every country music song sounds to me. Just some asshole in a cowboy hat jerking off

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@DisrespectedThe This doesn’t just affect the workers, it affects the shoppers. The real problem is that it interferes with other cars trying to park and karts can also slam into vehicles if left unattended. Real simple. Don’t be an asshole.

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@datsjackedup “Now get me a pack of tropical fruit bubbalicious.”

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@KoryYeshua All I hear and end up waiting for is “nucular.”

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@HumansNoContext Butters taught me this. Have to have some place to put your book

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@jushendo Surefire way to never see your kid again. I get it. But it’s not worth the risk of being taken away from your child for life

[Judge Reinhold @JudgeReinhold]

Thursday night John seemed like he was sleeping but the Yankees were on. They won the game, clinched the division then John made it to home.

Forty years of laughs on screen and off. John LIVED his life!

My brother, my partner, my Sarge - I love you.

There’s no smoking in Heaven, John.

#taggert #johnashton #brother #RIP

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@soursillypickle @creepydotorg It’s me. I’m creep

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@TheOscarRace Agreed. Except for the part where the killer planned this complicated killing spree for a year and the final two kills all hinged on a married couple who just moved into town

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@williamrenken83 @waybackintimes @Southside_Gunn @williamrenken83 it was here on twitter. But I’m having a hard time locating it and it should be right here in this thread

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@iAnonPatriot You’re all fools playing who’s your favorite millionaire

[St. John’s Shirt Guy @StJohnsShirtGuy]

@PoorOldRoloTony I was a PA on something with Martin Short and he was telling a story from Three Amigos. He said Chevy and Landis did not get along at all and Landis came into hair & make up with the 3 stars in there and when Landis went to leave Chevy said “Try not to kill anyone today.”

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@waybackintimes @Southside_Gunn @williamrenken83 new favorite video

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@billyjarrettugh As a kid, this was the absolute worst

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@SenkowskiJ @NightdiveStudio @summergamefest @RiseoftheTriad I second this. Would buy it day one

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