Chris Mangalaparathy

“you are my favourite.” - @tit_aness

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@41_in_londonn Me waiting for my order to arrive.

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

Quite impressed with our look for Pride month!!

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Quotes From British Military Annual Personnel Reports.

1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

2. I would not breed from this Officer.

3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.

4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up.

5. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won't-be.

6. When she opens her mouth, it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

7. Couldn't organise 50% leave in a 2 man submarine.

8. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

9. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

10. Technically sound, but socially impossible.

11. The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference.

12. When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

13. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

14. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

15. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

16. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

17. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

18. This Officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.

20. The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.

21. Couldn't organise a woodpecker's picnic in Sherwood Forest.

22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

26. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

28. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

29. It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm.

30. A room temperature IQ.

31. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

32. A gross ignoramus, 143 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

33. He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover glued on.

34. He has been working with glue too long.

35. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

36. This man hasn't got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie.

37. If two people are talking, and one looks bored, he's the other one.

38. One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ test.

39. He donated his body to science before he was done using it.

40. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

41. He's so dense, light bends around him.

42. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

43. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

44. Takes him 1.1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

45. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is long gone.

😁😁

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@41_in_londonn Wait. Thats where I live. You are really close to me 😮😮

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@SubMissScarlett I mean, it’s a 50/50 chance, I think I’d take the risk 😂😂😂

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@MartinSLewis I have voted almost every other time, however I can’t bring myself to vote for any party. They are all influenced by party politics ultimately and they all have major failings or things I disagree with. I wish there was a party/person representing the average hard working family

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@JohnCena @WWE Ooooo, who is getting released next?? More superstars and fans?

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@SubMissScarlett @PaulnotBrian Brentford should be most embarrassed, not letting West Ham win. Chelsea are currently doing our best to help Notts Forest not get dragged into the fight with Spurs.

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@FootballFunnys @footballhq It’s always an ‘error’ and apology for Liverpool. For everyone else it’s just get on with it.

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@rihanna @SavageXFenty @SubMissScarlett totally think you would rock this!!

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@Dr_Bekka_UK @PlayStation Maybe instead of blaming @PlayStation you should be blaming @UKLabour and Kier Starmer. It is not PlayStations fault that the government has implemented these rules and are taking us closer and close to a dictatorship.

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@footballhq @jimmybullard why are they using your picture for this??!

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@ChelseaFC Where do we sign up??

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@metpoliceuk this guy on Victoria Bridge Road keeps rev’ing this bike. The noise is very disruptive and there is a strong smell of fumes. Please get him to stop and move on. No idea what the hat and badge are either.

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@SubMissScarlett I saw this was getting released and thought of you!! Glad you got it.

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@SubMissScarlett So essentially you are clearing up your list and removing all giant c**ts?

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@mercede72928186 Happy Birthday!!

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@Se_Railway @marionlouise When people can’t keep their feet off the seats and show other basic consideration for passengers, what makes you think they would take any notice of a quiet carriage. Been on a few southern services with people chatting away and making noises. It would just create more tension.

[Chris Mangalaparathy @CMangi]

@nocontextfm1 Big Sam