Cody Mar

You’re either spreading love or hate. Everything else is just fluff. Instagram: cody_mar

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Telling the government to arrest the pedophiles is like telling Miley Cyrus to arrest Hannah Montana.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Lost my car chapstick so now my bag chapstick is in my car & I had to replace it with my nightstand chapstick so now everything is a fucking mess.

[Cody Mar @CMar07]

@FergSZN

[FergSZN @FergSZN]

DALLAS COWBOYS JERSEY GIVE AWAY 🚨🚨

In light of almost hitting 18K, we’re doing YET ANOTHER giveaway. It’s payday, so I got money to spend. I love giving back to y’all who have helped me grow this page so much, and I can’t help but think a jersey giveaway is the best way to go about it. The winner of the giveaway will win a Men's Nike Dak Prescott White Dallas Cowboys Game Team Jersey 🔥🔥 All you gotta to do enter is:

• Follow @FergSZN
• RT this post
• Comment

Winner will be chosen at random by tomorrow @ 12pm!

Good luck, and thank y’all so much

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

So we’re just not watching Monday Night Football huh?

I’m not buying another streaming subscription…

[Graham Foley @graham_foley3]

Me breaking the news to the Swifties at lunch because I had Schefter notifs on

[Cody Mar @CMar07]

They available for a 30th birthday? Asking for a friend

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This is a children’s birthday party

[i like food @messedupfoods]

😭😭

[ScreenGeek @RealScreenGeek]

Adam Sandler dropping all of these in a 4 year span is like Michael Jordan's 90s title run.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Men will have entire setups like this just to underperform the S&P 500

[Jae @Real_jaeflex]

Cheating isn't something worth ever being forgiven. It should be an automatic relationship ender.

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

🤣

[mau @rllydu]

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

truly a sick and twisted children's movie