Christian Marc

Writer, blogger, & drink slinger from NJ with a built in bullshit detector. Watch out.

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

I'm excited to announce I've partnered w/ the Sonics Arena Group to help bring the @NBA & @NHL to the best fan base in the world.

Seattle.

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

I cant believe how terrible the refs are in this joke league @nfl #eaglesnation #nocall #eagles

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

The end of the month is like stubbing your little toe in the dark. You’re probably broke and there’s nothing you can do about it.

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

@ParrJr27 #heystrickland #egg #driveway

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

Thank God for @hulu so I can finally get my #Inkmaster fix

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

October 31st: Happy Halloween!
November 1st: Merry Christmas!

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

"I just paid you last month!"

-things I say to my credit card bills

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

This election comes down to who has the better commercials. Looks like I'm voting for Papa John.

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

If I'm wearing a sweatshirt at the gym, there is 100% chance Im fat af

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

Thank you @BurgerKing I have Tinder dates for daaays.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Rent a horror film today before Halloween is over and it's no longer socially acceptable to watch people get slaughtered for your pleasure.

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

Lolz https://t.co/dHAKWw4mbz

[Scott Watson @scottymwatson]

Hindsight is 20/20

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

@espn I can hear the game, but not SEE the game #mnf #1stworldproblems @XFINITY #seattle

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

When your #life and #nickiminaj have more in common than you know #wp #blog https://t.co/U77FV8bGrl

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

If you are in my life, you'll probably end up in this #blog #wp #inspiration
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[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

Cause sometimes I need to remind myself #blog #wp #love https://t.co/t2rIf4CltI

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

@taraleigh2020 How about I just logged on to Twitter for the first time in two and half weeks?

[Christian Marc @CMarc333]

The best #advice I can give myself #dontbeanidiot #wp #wordpress #blogger https://t.co/N1RJiyC8aL