Cody McLeod

Coming to a practice squad near you! Tweets so bad they might almost somedays be good.

[Cody McLeod @CMcLeod45]

@IanMacKay_94 4 is better EZ. Congrats brother!

[Cody McLeod @CMcLeod45]

17 month year old son just changed what he was watching in the car from Ms. Rachel to @PatMcAfeeShow. He gets it. #HappyFriday #HappyDad #BCFan

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So back.

Nothing is more evil than the individuals who make children’s toys make noises when you shut them off.

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I think it’s odd @Apple still hasn’t figured out no one is actually trying to type “ducking” in a conversation.

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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take? Clearly Wayne never played roll up the rim. I’ve been shooting daily and still yet to score. #0fer

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Eating Doritos and drinking a metabolism booster. Body is more confused than the dumb kids in class seeing algebra for the first time. #0TransFat

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Gentle reminder to all in relationships. If you see your significant other watching a blank screen with a cold beverage and just absolutely furious at nothing. Understand it’s been around 20 weeks since the last Sunday without football and we’re all just adjusting.

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#Together #BellLetsTalk

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I think we as humans need to elevate our standards a bit. Instead of hot dog eating competitions I think we should change it to muffins.

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Feel bad for all the kids who will never experience the exhilarating sound of an unexpected walkie-talkie call.

[Cody McLeod @CMcLeod45]

How is it humans can get away faking a moon landing yet there isn’t something to measure portions of pasta? It’s either you get 3 noodles or enough to feed Asia #RedOrBlack #WhosHungry

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When she comes home from a 12 hour day and you haven’t done a thing besides level up in Call of Duty starter package.

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I don’t know if it’s comical or motivating for our youth that your show @InsideLines is an NFL sports betting show and your opener every week is how bad you did the week before. #VegasLovesYou #DreamBigKids #AnythingIsPossible

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I spend most of the day thinking about things like what makes soap clean and the story behind how cold turkey helped someone quit smoking #Tumbleweeds

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Why is it that every ref looks like he’s throwing 4th and 36 with the yellow penalty flag? #GunSlinger #JealousWRs

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Buying Beer,Nog and and Powerade at sobeys looking like a guy who exits out through the door that says no exit

[Cody McLeod @CMcLeod45]

If any is wondering what it’s like driving in Brampton to work everyday. I buy wiper blades and a horn at the same time. Every time. #PackageDeal

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Feel like good coaches are just bad players who were always corrected, so in turn they are good at watching and adjusting from the sideline. #IdMakeAGoodCoach

[Cody McLeod @CMcLeod45]

When asked what my weaknesses are in a job interview and I say hairline. It can only go two ways and if it goes my way it will be a great employment. #schick #Gillette

[Cody McLeod @CMcLeod45]

Don’t need my socks to have aerospace technology, just a mate a week after I buy them.