Cornelius McDinkleBurgh

Just a man who loves cigars & pulled pork sandwiches

[Cornelius McDinkleBurgh @CMcdinkleburgh]

Working overtime in honor of Juneteenth ✊🏾

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One hour later I was rewarded a $50 amazon gift card. Maybe this life isn’t so bad after all

[Cornelius McDinkleBurgh @CMcdinkleburgh]

I love stealing company time

#larp

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I love stealing company time

#larp

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#Hustling

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Thank you veterans

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Tacos? Ate ✅
Beers? Drank ✅

[Cornelius McDinkleBurgh @CMcdinkleburgh]

I work with nothing but retards

[Cornelius McDinkleBurgh @CMcdinkleburgh]

#EstablishTheRun

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Boss just wasted 15 minutes of my break telling me doesn’t like cats and wants me to train him in the gym.

[Cornelius McDinkleBurgh @CMcdinkleburgh]

Good morning world, already slammed 2 coke zeros today. Have you gotten after it today?

Yours truly,
Cornelius

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@TheRealRingle Ringle, have you thought about the lottery recently? I like your odds.

Yours truly,
Cornelius

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Just drove to Chic-Fil-A on a Sunday…

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Alec Pierce just sent me to the fantasy championship

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Just got 10k trophies on Clash Royale

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0-4 on the college season.
#FreeCornelius

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@TheRealRingle Nice bird Ringle

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Fat bear week just makes me smile

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Take home exam? Yeah free 100, thanks Professor.

[Cornelius McDinkleBurgh @CMcdinkleburgh]

@TheRealRingle Ringle, as men we yearn for Thirsty Thursdays and morn for Sundays.

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Banana bread from the Mrs the other day
#tankfiller