Chief (6’ 5) McQueef

Former Tour Pro, Arkansas Alum #WooPig, Enjoyer of Cooch and Beer, 5 Month Dryspell (holding out for Dua Lipa), Don’t DM unless you resemble my Header

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

Unfortunately the best sex you’ll ever have in your life will not be with your wife

It will be with a one night stand

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

Bro I fucking love coochie

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

Dude everyone keeps saying it’s year of the Whores fuck yeah

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

I like being single but sometimes I miss a girl crying on the foot of my bed at 3 am with my phone in her hand

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

They always come back

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

Yeah bro you work with an ai model? How about you ai a model to give you some pussy? 😂😂😂😂

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

I have to do the dishes and brush my teeth? What’s next, go to work? What the fuck

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

If you wear spandex in public I’m staring at your #ass

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

It must be a law of the universe that if her first hinge photo is a group one, she’s always the ugliest

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

If she doesn’t text back but views your insta story it means she wants you to show up to her job

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

Abusing this spit and munch like a war veteran. Pray for the kid

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

It’s not delivery, it’s ass

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

GRWM Daughter or Run Club Son?

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

Just love being on a boat with girls and fucking Abercrombie model #shrink

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

Yes I say the hard-r (beer)

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

If drunk driving is so bad why did they make it so fun?

[Spencer “Spence” Higgles @SpencerHiggles]

I was putting up any kind of shot last night

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

You ever talk to a guy and be like damn you must get no pussy

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

Making sure she gets her candy (Xanax) for her good deeds (calling me handsome)

[Chief (6’ 5) McQueef @CMcqueef]

Wish Biden was on my flight so I could assassinate him