Camille Mendler

informa tech ~ OMDIA ~ chief analyst ~ enterprise. #B2B, #5G, #6G, #DX & general #angst. My views, not my employer's (@omdiahq)

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

Having shared pix of huge paint mess on my street @BandQ responds: did this happen in store? Customer service run by #AI or morons.

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

Hey @BandQ here's the lake of paint left on Kenerne Drive EN5 after your careful delivery. We have it on live video too. Great Community spirit eh?

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

@BandQ Huge paint spill on Kenerne Drive EN5 due to pallet drop yesterday. Show us your environmental ethics - come back to clean up your mess! Caught live on my neighbour's Ring cam

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

Is it ok to take a family's food money - then not deliver it? @IcelandFoods thinks so. Over 24hrs and no answer via phone / DM / email. #fail Order #260541523

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

@IcelandFoods You took my money, how about delivering my family's food? Order #260541523 is overdue. #fail

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

@AmazonHelp @AmazonHelp - so now you think I am stupid too. I have already tried your so-called customer service. Noone live available due to volume of complaints.

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

@AmazonHelp I paid you £100 to be threatened on my doorstep this morning. See below

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

@AmazonUK You employ abusive drivers who think it's ok to shout at women. I won't tolerate threatening behavior on my doorstep. He was shouting 'British, British!' Didn't have basic English to say 'Birth' for ID. Shame on you. Order 205-2104038-1639559 #fail

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

@zkerravala @British_Airways Hey @zkerravala - this is @British_Airways's new normal! After returning Cisco Live US they denied awarding my Tier Points because their own computer missed a reporting deadline! Unbelievable #fail

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

@AmazonUK You employ abusive drivers who think it's ok to shout at women. I won't tolerate threatening behavior on my doorstep. He was shouting 'British, British!' Didn't have basic English to say 'Birth' for ID. Shame on you. Order 205-2104038-1639559 #fail

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

@British_Airways This is how you reward a loyal customer? Note 70 missing tier points for June 7th flight! Instead of celebrating Gold, now have to chase you to fix error #fail

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

Impressed: @Cisco's Liz Centoni is such a boss. Smart, articulate, convincing. Like to think she's in line 4 the top job #CiscoLive

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

Full stack observability is powerful but scary. I'm happy @Cisco also talks abt ability to simplify #digital worlds #ciscolive

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

Enterprises are living on the #edge - and thriving. That's not speculation, it's fact: Over 600 real edge investors said so during my investigation for the 2023 Edge Advantage Report with @GlobalNTT + @intel

[NTT DATA, Inc. @nttdata_inc]

Have you booked your diaries for June 6th?

Join us together with @Intel and @OmdiaHQ as we explore key themes to aid businesses in unlocking the full potential of the #edge.

👉 Don't miss out, sign-up to attend: https://t.co/weAJEkI6T0

#EdgeReport

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

Check out my latest article: Top Tips for Terrific Panels https://t.co/Hq4FvLrAeO via @LinkedIn #Big5G @omdiahq

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

@zkerravala @YankeeGroup Mmm, not clear if that's a good or a bad one of a kind? 😊

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

Injecting commercial reality into #6G's touchy feely narrative can't come too soon! This was a fabulous project to work on - tx @InterDigitalCom and the fab crew @cmuhcii!

[InterDigital (IDCC) @InterDigitalCom]

#InterDigital and @Omdia released a joint study drawing on experiments by students at @CMUHCII and highlighting the need for a new quality of "personal” experience #QoPE metrics to measure the success of #6G-enabled services. Read more here: https://t.co/cHx3SNeDPx

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

It's a rough ask to give a speech in the round but @Cisco EMEA chief Wendy Mars doing a sterling job #ciscolive

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

Irrational exuberance! Magical thinking! Hubris! Hello to #telecom events today #networkx #fyuz @OmdiaHQ
https://t.co/QDp681zzCb

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

@keithdyer @TelecomInfraP @TMNmag #FYUZ22 -"Event" or gastronomic jollification? Perhaps I am just splitting hairs. Enjoy!

[Camille Mendler @cmendler]

Didn't realise I'd have to dust off 'irrational exuberance' from my annals of #telecom history, tx @disruptivedean #NetworkX

[Dean Bubley @disruptivedean]

Great line from @cmendler “I worry when I hear the words ‘build it and they will come’”

Panel on SPs in 2030

Also has CEO of Orange towerco spinout Totem on the panel, moderated by @tagakarim

Lots of talk on infracos

About 8yrs ago I called them “Under The Floor” players