Clark

Dad locally, tweet globally

[Clark @CMonster45]

Ray-Ban glasses special offer, only $ 24,99 today, only today https://t.co/PsX7hmLQIh

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@CoorsLight @Tbrods #coulduseabeer because he’s got all those teeth and no toothbrush

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@CoorsLight @Seanbeezy72 #coulduseabeer because he’s my best friend in the whole wide world

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@BarstoolBigCat This was the most I’ve felt in weeks. Wow. What a race

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@Crocs gum sole crocs. Do it

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@kyle_warwick @UncleChaps Under rated tweet

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@realDailyWire Check out my dog, Hank

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@JeremyTeubert @newbalance Glad you agree! @newbalance blends the style and performance you need with all day, do-it-all comfort. Quick mow in the morning, Home Depot for flooring, maybe bed bath and beyond if there’s enough time!

[Clark @CMonster45]

@PodfathersShow I’ve extended my time in the bathroom by up to 25% a day

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Whoever said one person can’t change the world never ate an undercooked bat

[Clark @CMonster45]

The only logical reason I can conclude as to why my tweets don’t go viral is because I’m being #Shadowbanned because I feel that @newbalance makes better shoes for yard maintenance than @Nike

[Clark @CMonster45]

Hey @espn how about some episodes of American Gladiators. Give the people what they really want!

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@allthingsnone @allstatsaremade @barstoolsports Only to be used in absolutely dire situations, such as this one

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@greggutfeld

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@PodfathersShow Frozen. Alcohol. Moana. Alcohol

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@aabramson I thought this was in reference to @chrissyteigen new court room show. Nope.

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@stoolpresidente queue Penn stock tweet

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@Friday_Beers Can confirm

[Clark @CMonster45]

@Buccaneers What kind of psycho ties their hoodie strings like that?

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Me: You know, one nice part of the quarantine is that we haven't been out spending money.

Wife: (clicking add to cart) So nice.