Monty

Brash, complex but moreish

[Monty @CMonty28]

@DepressedBots Current mood

[Monty @CMonty28]

Was a tub of lard not available?

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

GMB are also sharing an empty chair where a government minister usually would be

[Monty @CMonty28]

#RIP to the great man who brought the greatest player of all time, King Henrik to our shores for only £650,000 #WimJansen

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

Everyone at #CelticFC was saddened to hear of the sad passing of former manager Wim Jansen this morning at the age of 75.

Rest in Peace Wim, You’ll Never Walk Alone

#YNWA🍀

[Monty @CMonty28]

@Elephantlens Phwoar

[Monty @CMonty28]

Travel to Slovakia made even easier for you @MrPLitchfield

[Metro @MetroUK]

A car capable of transforming into a plane and taking to the skies has been awarded an official certification of airworthiness.…but only in Slovakia. https://t.co/T2H0zBH41f

[Monty @CMonty28]

@pipterino What genius designed this?

[Monty @CMonty28]

@AndyinBrum @MrKenShabby I want in on that On the Buses podcast btw 😂

[Monty @CMonty28]

@ItsDanThomas Food porn right there

[Monty @CMonty28]

#NewProfilePic

[Monty @CMonty28]

@ItsDanThomas I’m more of a rum and coke with breakfast kind of girl

[Monty @CMonty28]

Two out of three vaccines ain’t bad #Meatloaf

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Meat Loaf, US singer whose hits included Bat Out of Hell, has died aged 74 https://t.co/x8QdtABDn4

[Monty @CMonty28]

@gigsinscotland @Harry_Styles What position is he playing?

[Monty @CMonty28]

@belfaststeve @MrPLitchfield She’s an utter fuckwit though

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨“If you've got one shred of compassion for all those families who sacrificed so much, who lost so much, you’ll go”🚨

[SNS Group @snsgroup]

A few Mad Men at Celtic Park tonight! 🤣👀

[Alex Horne @AlexHorne]

I can’t give out points, but if I could…

[Monty @CMonty28]

@MAGSports But it’s on ITV?

[Monty @CMonty28]

They will show off my c section scar beautifully and let the muffin top get some much needed sun 🙄

[The Guardian @guardian]

Low rise jeans are back – and the lower the better https://t.co/rUmMUZDRVG

[Monty @CMonty28]

@BorisSupporting I’d rather back Boris into a burning building

[Monty @CMonty28]

@RoyalMailHelp Have done. Now we play the waiting game on when you will respond

[Monty @CMonty28]

@RoyalMailHelp wifi router due to be delivered now but no sign of it. Was rescheduled for delivery today. Has the delivery driver gave up on finding our address?