#muddyMondayTake - Airlines should shift to outcome driven pricing / refunds. Oh WiFi isn’t working on the flight? $30 refund. Your TV isn’t working through the flight? That’s another $20 refund. @AmericanAir may go bankrupt doing this.
Agreed IT! It took me 31 hours to get from NYC to San Diego a few years ago thanks to @AmericanAir . The only reason we actually made it is because @Delta saved us in Chicago. Thank you @Delta
5 things I absolutely can’t live without:
1. Ice Cold Spring Water
2. Snapchat 😉
3. Pokémon Go
4. Mudslides
5. A woman’s touch
7 likes and I’ll post my list before X took it down #muddy
Special bday celebration at the Cellar Pub tonight. Nothing like a birthday celebration with your best pals to make you #horny. No mudslides for my taste buds tonight but if I play my cards right there will be for other sensory parts of my body (preferably in my pants) #thisIs25
Happy t-giving and checking in from the South Shore Sangria Tour. That’s not an STD, its an SSST. The slide scores an 8.8. Order one to drink one to sit on and one to drink between bags of ya gurl. Tonight we skate with them because we can. God bless, god speed, and be muddy #mud
Mudslide Locks of the Day:
BC -5 over Michigan State
Ohio State, Marshall over 56.5
USC -4.5 over Michigan
3 Mudslides
2 hunnies
Sneaky Pick:
Cal over FSU
Have a Saturday
If this were a kidney stone I’d say thank you come again. This is one of those slides u can feel down your throat and through your meatus (I plan on much more coming through my meatus this weekend). An 8.5 on mudslide mountain for @HOB_1999’s home away from home. #muddy#mud
Girls nowadays post like 8 photos at a time on Insta but its just bikini pic, basket of poperie, Trader Joe’s snack
of the week, random edgy movie scene, cleavage, selfie with oversized glasses, and then a black and white photo just for the fun of it. Why? #notComplaining
Blah blah USA C team, USA D team. Where the bag are our A or even B players? Is the entire team hurt? Shouldn’t every guy drop most commitments to play for the Nation?!? I haven’t read the news because of all these mudslides, but do the players even care about the USMNT?? 👀
Grimace is a pussy. NOBODY should have the grimace shake, I don’t care if it’s his birthday. I’m sick of Logan Roy telling me to try it on every podcast, radio, and YouTube ad. Throw away the grimace and have a mudslide. #markymud#rocket#mudslide