ChuckNorrisJokes

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Simply by pulling on both ends, #ChuckNorris can stretch diamonds back into coal. https://t.co/HjmoPk9JuH

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#ChuckNorris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy. https://t.co/PMRsBQECLF

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#ChuckNorris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel. https://t.co/Y75s2ft4vG

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When #ChuckNorris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them. https://t.co/6Zk3uGODyG

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Since 1940, the year #ChuckNorris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. https://t.co/lfGOuFiPJe

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#ChuckNorris's sweat has burned holes in concrete. - #ChuckNorrisJokes https://t.co/abTWGPPGC1

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#ChuckNorris can sit in the shade...in an open field. - #ChuckNorrisJokes https://t.co/N0SwRsT9wX

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#ChuckNorris successfully separated twins conjoined at the head by roundhouse kicking them in the face. https://t.co/7GUoXX2XJR

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Medusa looked at #ChuckNorris and she turned to stone. - #ChuckNorrisJokes https://t.co/qEE5Hpwd2q

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When #ChuckNorris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul. https://t.co/QpdfjzcfY1

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#ChuckNorris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. https://t.co/9IdR9sX2bW

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "#ChuckNorris' basement". https://t.co/ynMN38NduX

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. #ChuckNorris needed a back scratcher. https://t.co/WI66ZJjX7y

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In an emergency, #ChuckNorris can be used as a flotation device. https://t.co/UuujQIrXEI

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#ChuckNorris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door. https://t.co/Cd5eHp6o5X

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#ChuckNorris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing #ChuckNorris for every answer. https://t.co/WKN4r8QkUI

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#ChuckNorris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops. - #ChuckNorrisJokes https://t.co/YpZ5TFjmov

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#ChuckNorris stared evil in the face, and it backed down - #ChuckNorrisJokes https://t.co/BsWvdyslVX

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If at first you don't succeed, you're not #ChuckNorris. - #ChuckNorrisJokes https://t.co/Viq56UUh1Q

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#ChuckNorris's Beard has its own ZIP Code. - #ChuckNorrisJokes https://t.co/FjZMDJJtjh