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Breaking:

Jake Paul challenges former President Jimmy Carter to a boxing match.

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Breaking:

New CNM OH-11 Dem Primary Poll

Brown: 15%
Johnson: 4%
Smith: 3%
Barnes: 2%
Shabazz: 2%
Turner: 50%

Should Nina Turner drop out after finishing in last place with only 50% of the vote? We discuss next. Tune in.

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Breaking:

Ken Klippenstein fired after tasteless Lee Harvey Oswald prank.

Is this cancel culture gone too far? We discuss next with Candace Owens. Tune in!

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Breaking:

Biden and Pelosi unveil new Drone design for 2021.

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Breaking:

Bernie Sanders has had enough of Mitch McConnell’s bullshit.

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Breaking:

Biden and Pelosi unveil new Drone design for 2021.

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Update:

Copium stocks at an all time high!

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Breaking:

Copium stocks soar in anticipation of Trump supporters’ likely reaction to the election results:

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#Breaking:

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Breaking:

Pete Buttigieg declares Victory in Wisconsin.

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#BREAKING

Pete Buttigieg declares victory in the 2020 US presidential election.

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Breaking:

Police find 10 million liters of Copium at Aubrey Huffs house in a drug bust that was ordered after the disgraced MLB star posted this electoral map prediction:

[Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff]

This is my serious prediction! Biggest shocker is California flipping red! #Election2020

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Breaking:

Copium stocks soar in anticipation of Trump supporters’ likely reaction to the election results:

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Breaking:

Mayor Pete declares victory in the 2020 US presidential election.

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Breaking:

Tucker Carlson’s dog ate his October surprise.

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Recount confirms Pete Buttigieg as true winner of Bolivian election.

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#BREAKING:

Elon Morales declares victory in Bolivian Presidential Election.

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Breaking:

QUEEN Nancy Pelosi totally destroys Trump by ripping up the desperately needed stimulus deal.

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Breaking:

Kyle Kulinski puts on 100 pounds after switching from Seltzer to sugary sodas.

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Breaking:

Trump comes out as Bi at Florida rally. https://t.co/GIzC73kXri

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Breaking:

Fly that landed on Pence has tested positive for Covid-19.