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BREAKING: Major crash on Detroit freeway involving soccer team Real Madrids team bus. Star player Cristiano Ronaldo among the fatalities.

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BREAKING: Massive explosion at the Whitehouse. Suspected terrorist attack. Update on death/injury toll soon.

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BREAKING:Actor Russell Crowe found dead in his Beverley Hills pond after attempting to recreate a scene from the movie Noah for his children

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African football player Yaya Toure charged with the rape of his own mother in the Ivory Coast.
Police spokesman "he rode her like a mule".

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BREAKING: Phil Mickelson has been disqualified from the Open after exposing himself to a group of fans from a local primary school.

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Sir Paul McCartney in critical condition in a New York hospital after been run over by a Manhattan tour bus. More to follow.

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BREAKING: Actor Ricky Gervais charged with bestiality crimes after allegedly performing a sex act on a neighbours cat in London. More soon

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Pop star Rihanna taken to a Rio hospital with severe anal injuries after allegations of gang rape made against 9 German football players.

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BREAKING: English soccer player Ashley Cole found dead in Miami swimming pool. Police believe he was thrown from a 10th floor balcony.

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BREAKING: Wrestler Hulk Hogan charged with four counts of buggery after being discovered posing as a priest in a Boston church. More soon

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BREAKING: Actor Steven Seagal killed by Mexican militia today after crossing the border to escape federal charges.

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BREAKING: Man V Food host Adam Richman raped and beaten by Hells Angels bikers in Reno Nevada after food contest turned sour,CNN can reveal.

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BREAKING: Mel Gibson arrested in connection with arson attacks on twelve LA synagogues. Update coming soon.

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MOVIE: In new Tupac biopic ThugLife the main part will be played by Andre 3000 of Outcast. Notorious B.I.G will be played by Serena Williams

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*Seagal siege*
After an intense firefight Seagal has escaped through the back alley in a red Ford Mustang driven by talkshow host Jay Leno.

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NYPD have retrieved the body of Macauly Culkin from the pond in Central Park, NY. Culkin was believed to be living in the park since 2003.

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*Seagal siege*
Actor Jean Claude Van Damme has arrived at the scene claiming he is a friend of Steven Seagal.

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*Seagal siege *
Federal agents are now storming the house after Seagal reportedly stabbed every hostage in the heart.

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Due to the treacherous terrain into which Cruise fell to his death, his body will have to be taken out on donkey back. More as we get it.

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BREAKING: Tom Cruise has sadly died on the set of the new Mission Impossible movie in the Grand Canyon after a failed stunt. Stay tuned.