Caleb Neal Parody

Ja feel, ja definitely feel

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

@matt_NJD I randomly had him as a goalie coach for this camp I did in the Czech Republic as a kid. For a few years after, he’d call us up when the Devils would come to STL and he’d take us out to dinner. Absolute class act.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Jonathan Quick gets emotional as the Kings honor him in his return to LA 🥹 https://t.co/SaMQYkegq7

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

Goodness, what a sad fucking loser you are @AntSanPhilly . Can’t even get more likes on your bitch pity-party tweet than some rando reply. Not surprising can’t you take Torts very accurate comments on the chin like a man. And unprompted?! Is the fat seeping into your brain??? 😂

[Anthony SanFilippo @AntSanPhilly]

Well, Torts just lit me up in his press conference about Kevin Hayes. Completely unprompted. That ought to be a joy for everyone for the next couple days.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Happy Halloween! 🎃🎭

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

How many of these stupid tweets must we endure?! It wasn’t a stoppage in play, the game ended. Those 2 things are not the same, and this rhetoric is getting tedious…

[Panther Pourri: A Florida Hockey Now Podcast @PantherPourri]

For no reason in particular.

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

If this isn’t a huge endorsement of the disc replacement surgery (and Dr. Prusmack who performed it), then I’m not sure what is.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Jack Eichel is back on the bench for Vegas at the start of the third. 🙌

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

@jacktodd46 @Bardownski4 And when was that 24th cup, Susan? Before 80% of your current roster was even born. When teams are paying $500 and $650 mill (672 and 873 in your Monopoly money) to enter the league, maybe we shouldn’t handcuff them to 10 years in the basement, just an idea. Enjoy the finals lol

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

@matt_NJD Lol oh I put 2 and 2 together buddy. Had to keep the heat off your main account down there in AZ?

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

The fact that this was 20 years ago is incredibly sobering…

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

Jamie Benn declined to speak to the media after the game.

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

@DM94801275 @txforever Classic clueless Buffalo fan. Shouldn’t you be whining about Jack Eichel?

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

This is why I stopped using this site to bet. I don’t care if you used a simulator or a model or a magic 8 ball, anyone with 2 eyes and minimal hockey knowledge knew game 3 was over after the first 2 minutes…

[MoneyPuck.com @MoneyPuckdotcom]

Oettinger certainly wasn’t a star tonight https://t.co/A7PNUsNlT1

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

@NAmato40 Lots of questionable calls and no calls both ways tonight. Kinda the side-story of the playoffs tbh. Looks like nothing’s stopping the cats tho

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

@matt_NJD You mean St Louis Blues legend Marty Brodeur?

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

If any real Blues fan isn’t rooting for @GoldenKnights and Pietro, especially after everything he went thru with his daughter this season, then just flip back to the Cards game.

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Its always fuck the stars but Vegas just gives me that stuck-up new kid with rich parents vibes and i dont like that. So im in a bit of a conundrum

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

This is a baffling take, considering if you run the clip in real-time the hit is ~1 full second after Pavelski chips the puck deep. Was this a 5? Probably not. Was it late or interference? Not at all. And his injury was from his head hitting the ice, not the initial contact.

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

Lots of people are focusing on whether it's a head shot, whether he leaves his feet, etc. There's arguments to have for those but I don't think any of them matter. The worst part of this hit for me is that Dumba comes out of nowhere to throw a hit well after the play has moved on

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

All ❤️ for Craig Anderson.

[Caleb Neal Parody @CNeal36]

@mattmurley19 @spittinchiclets @bigdealbrew @armdog @MikeGrinnell_ @NCAAIceHockey Are they serving booze this year tho…?

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

I swear these get better every year. Today is the annual @ManitobaMoose Autism Acceptance game (vs Abbotsford). Player jerseys will be auctioned on the NHL Auction site. More info: https://t.co/ZaEvzhbcdB