xyzp - Avs Menace

#GoAvsGo | she/they | Colorado | wannabe hockey stats nerd

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

It’s Pride Night!

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youre still in hot fucking water don't get me wrong

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the most evil part of this season is I've softened on stars fans

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@timelesslvrs unfortunately they're rich and can just have someone else do it for them

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@PanasonicDX4500 something something in minecraft

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Very upsetting to hear that Carter Hart was out there crying on the ice after the Golden Knights lost. He should be in jail.

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i know sex offenders have to make it public that they're on the list or whatever but what a weird way for 4 people to do it together????

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@RoseMarieAnon @MoltenSteelTube [citation needed]

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@rossgoalton totally free, there’s relatively few enough people that most of the lots are essentially empty at the ones i’ve been to!

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@EPM106 The 3DS remaster is older now than the N64 original was to the 3DS remake. For one of the best received games of all time it’s reasonable to make a remake after this long

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@AltitudeTV @nuggets Rycroft next? 🥺👉👈

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@SH4NEHOLLANDER why was 5 mad at 6

because 6 fucking 7

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@WoozyRabbi @CanesIncognito Actually killing yourself would be a more than appropriate response too

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Carolina scoring during a "No means No" chant is sooo iconic

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@ljubibuck it's gotta be Colton's funny face for him

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@puckingdiva They sell them at certain events like equipment sales, auctions, or like home openers!

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stars fans don't want a cup they want obscure stats they pulled out of a hat to cope with the avs making it 2 more rounds than they did

[bamboozle @ibamboozIe]

The Dallas Stars:
- Didn't get swept
- Didn't trade two 1sts at the deadline
- Won the last 3 series vs COL
- Still have a bright future ahead of them
- Are not paying Nelson + Necas $19M
- Have Rantanen

I'd take the Stars situation over a Stanley Cup any day of the week.

[mushmush @calcspontaneity]

carter hart lifting the stanley cup before connor mcdavid would feel less like a sports outcome and more like a biblical proof that we were abandoned by god a very long time ago

[mushmush @calcspontaneity]

once you interact with a vgk fan you do start to understand why lenin and stalin just fucking shot everybody

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Kelly Sutherland **** ******** and you'll be reincarnated as a lotus flower

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hakstol sure knows how to eliminate the avs still