// PARODY ACCOUNT - PLEASE READ
. No affiliation with Boggio or the PHIGHTING! team
. Not very canon compliant, littered with headcanon & whatnot
. Free to interact
. Not overly serious
I have just received word that my boutique— MY LOVELY BOUTIQUE! Is currently in RUINS! IN RUINS!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!
FIRST the PWNED FAMILY MANSION, and now MY MANSION IN CROSSROADS?! I am INFURIATED!!! Mark my WORDS, I WILL be in contact with MY LEGAL TEAM at ONCE!!!!!!
Hyperlaser just offered me baby food with barely hidden pills inside because I've "been working hard and deserve a treat". Do you people think I'm stupid???