Last and always least @PaladonsFlacon recently finished his homemade @guntz_uk sex doll. He has a rich, well balanced diet of tuna, rice, and bitty. He is unfortunately due to miss the opening 4 weeks of the season due to tattoo related issues.
Dropping in next is @guntz_uk the Phil Jones of this team, always there but never contributing. He was recently rushed to hospital with an allergic reaction to the objective as well as a poorly shoulder...
Third addition to the lineup is @Grxd_UK otherwise known as #DoughnutBoy . Unlike his KD ratio, his chlamydia test came back positive, bookies predict a turn in form however with an upgrade in internetπ
Firstly, introducing our captain @TGCshippppy a wealth of experience and a head full of knowledge to help guide our team into many Ws on the battlefield. He is also very proud of his 6 pack #Stella