Chronicles of Farnia

Adam Farina. Athlete. Intellectual. Philosopher. Party-Animal. Hand-job Connoisseur. All Around Good Guy.
These are the Chronicles of Farnia.

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I would never let down my fans like Brazil did...only difference is you can't fit all of my fans in that tiny stadium...or Brazil... #COF

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I cuckhold. #COF

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Ladies, Farina's virginity removal shop is officially open for business! Call us at 1-800-NOHYMEN.

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Thanks White, finally someone who gets it. #COF

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What do you mean, "pass the ball"?

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I. Cannot. Wait. Only 90 days until classes start again! #2160hours #129600minutes #7776000seconds

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Planning on paying my dues in GPA points next semester #COF

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Big day tomorrow, all the events in my life had led up to this single moment. #OEMfinal #COF

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There is little I'm not exceptionally good at, everything else I do perfectly #COF

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I know you've all been waiting, but I've decided to take my talents to Babson, and play basketball for the Beavers. #COF

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I've drank about as many beers as I've made mistakes...four. #COF

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I can jump almost as high as my GPA. #COF

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Cigarettes? No thanks, I only smoke my competition. #COF

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm studying, get the fuck out. #COF

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The only thing I've ever allowed myself to get hooked on is phonics. #COF

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Shut up, Felix. #COF

[Chronicles of Farnia @COFarnia]

Spring break is finally over, excited to get back to classes. #COF

[Chronicles of Farnia @COFarnia]

One time I had fun. Just once, that was enough. #COF

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Nothing makes me more aggressive than pickup bball #COF

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I can't go out this weekend guys, I have an exam next month. #COF