Timothy Pizza

I am not a fish.

[Timothy Pizza @COINTELPLUS]

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you “Kitty.”
And “Kitty,” when you call me, you can call Meee-ow…
Call me MEOW!

Call me..

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@CrimsonDesert_ also it would be funny if pets and wyverns ate random stuff on their own like other animals plants and bugs while traveling. The cats should sleep on your head when you go to bed.

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@CrimsonDesert_ can we have families with NPCs? I want secret families in different towns all over the map and child support bills.

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@CrimsonDesert_ can I move into the house in the abyss where u go to achieve enlightenment after the trials by the Pagoda? Nobody is there. I like the big doors. I’m FourteenThrees on Steam. I’m 540 something hours in and I’m trying to figure out some weird constellation biz.

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@mtracey aye can I see the full painting behind you in the taibbi pod? My wife and I have have a bet as whether or not it’s a dress possibly from Africa?

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This Paranormal Activity play is BANANAS. They brought this kid on stage and read all his Reddit comments out loud until he asphyxiated

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The girl version of the “in the air tonight” drum fill is the Wilson Phillips drum fill for “Hold On.”

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@walterkirn Fuck I just paid for a year. I’ll miss you guys. LAME

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Jesus I had to watch The Pitt just to calm down

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@GavinBooth That gasp. Helluva cliff hanger

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LOL THEY GOT @PatrickFabian TO VOICE PLURIBUS. SO PERFECT. OMG OMG

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@realVGilligan OMG Who wrote the ‘Casanova McBoner’ line?

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@Eazyie_ Yo is your shit down too. I can’t use any of my accts

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Will you Sora deceased pets?

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I know who directed what movie

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There was a brief moment when #Sora2 let me do French smoking cat.

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@TheDailyShow LOL you shame doing an Indian accent literally minutes after doing an Italian accent for like a whole minute. Why is it ok to do the Italian one and not the Indian?

I’m not mad. Just curious. I’m Italian. Pizza is actually my last name. Come on Stewart?!?!

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@walterkirn you see the daily show last night?

[DAN DA DAN Anime EN @animeDANDADANen]

We had the English cast of #DANDADAN draw their characters from memory with Season 2 co-director Abel Gongora and the results were... interesting. 🧐🎨

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Sup. 👁️ #DANDADAN

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@mtaibbi this comic from redacted tonight talking about russiagate lol did you come across this ?

https://t.co/297zSBxKzy