Colleen Maher

I wish I was on a beach somewhere ☉

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Giving “you really know how to make me cry “ vibes right now

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Joe Kelly going to his own mural and making the face is king shit. The legend grows every day.

[Colleen Maher @COLLiflower_34]

This would explain a lot.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Being too stressed and consuming too much coffee can cause auditory hallucinations.

[dean’s blunt @kingkrulegroupi]

y’all be like [astrological sign] men are the worst .. baby it’s just men in general

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Hellooooo high school and college class of 2020. Holy cow. Way to go. You did it. You are officially smart. You worked hard and you deserve the respect. Sorry it’s a rough time to be graduating, but you know what I did the night of my high school graduation?

[Vanessa Carlton @VanessaCarlton]

Don't go downtown.

[Colleen Maher @COLLiflower_34]

Like send help. OR.. or, hear me out... send @tomellis17 👀

[Colleen Maher @COLLiflower_34]

Was already in love with @tomellis17 from #Miranda and now I’m watching @LuciferNetflix and I’m having problems. 😅🔥

[Colleen Maher @COLLiflower_34]

Edward Spellman’s new tenants for the Church is Night give me LIFE!! #TheChillingAdventuresofSabrina

[⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆ @collard_greens]

my notes app be like:

Grocery list
Future baby names
Password for Netflix
A poem about depression
FAFSA ID
Random sushi order

[Colleen Maher @COLLiflower_34]

For some reason the bad weather alternative to normal MDW activities is a family trip to the mall???

[Colleen Maher @COLLiflower_34]

@mcasey_ https://t.co/SFoZgybPYP

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. THIS IS QUITE UNEXPECTED. THE GARAGE DOOR IS OPENING. MY TAIL IS BLURRY. AND YOU BET. MY FEETS ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN

[Colleen Maher @COLLiflower_34]

@alyra_25 @tinatbh Savage. I love it. 😂

[Colleen Maher @COLLiflower_34]

@alyra_25 LIES 😂

[Colleen Maher @COLLiflower_34]

@casssandra96 .. me neither lmao I'm afraid of drunk me 😂

[Colleen Maher @COLLiflower_34]

@alyra_25 I miss you even more even though you never answer me/message me, either 😉😈😋😙😙😙❤❤❤

[Colleen Maher @COLLiflower_34]

@casssandra96 I'm sorry I did what???

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

SWEEP. Yankees win, 3-2!

FIrst 3-0 start at home since 2006! #StartSpreadingTheNews

[Susan Eisenhower @eisenhowergroup]

The deployment of a #MOAB weapon when there appears to be no clear strategy for the Middle East and Afghanistan worries many experts.

[judgmental gay @jdgmntlgay]

so many people in my dm asking for different relationship advice and my advice is all the same. dump his ass and focus on yourself baby girl