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"America's Favorite Birder"

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Technically you can pay for a Dr. Pepper with your HSA card.

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I wish there was something I could drink a lot of and then wake up tomorrow morning.

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My dog should be able to vote.

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@fuzzybritches I’m very sorry about that.

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Wow I get in the booth and Biden isn’t even on the ballot?

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Ok I’ll bite, who is Kamala Harris?

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He’s achieving levels of redness once thought impossible for humans to exhibit.

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Alex Jones said after listening to Trump’s speech in PA this morning it is time to “be ready for the civil war conditions.”

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Spiritually, the Rizzler defeated Baby Gronk eons ago and without lifting a finger.

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A client asked me if a QR code can ever be too large to scan.

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USA baby! Still the best country in the world to be a dumb dipshit.

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A 10 footlong continuous Fig Newton.

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Lots of people have been writing in asking about it, so let me clarify:

I'm not married but my girlfriend is my wife.

I hope that helps.

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I realize this is an “old man opinion” but FaceTiming in public with the volume on full blast is psychopath behavior.

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Is there any way to mute all politics on here? I just want to see dogs, skateboarding clips, and dril.

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I’m thinking about growing my teeth out this winter.

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A Sesame Street sketch featuring the indie rock / alt-country stylings of PB Jellyman

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Wallace and Gromit are poised for a huge year in 2025

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‘WALLACE & GROMIT: VENGEANCE MOST FOWL’ debuts at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

• 5th Wallace & Gromit project to get a 100% rating

• Described as one of the best & most hilarious animated movies of 2024

Read our ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review: https://t.co/nJjyr286Xd

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However I can say one candidate is FAR more likely to talk about cartoons.

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Neither presidential candidate has talked about snoopy and frankly it’s alarming.

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What an honor it is to vote in the United States’ last presidential election.