𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼

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[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

𝓓𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓼𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓵𝔂!
◇#𝐛𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩/#𝐦𝐡𝐫�#𝐦𝐡𝐫𝐩/#𝐦�#𝐦𝐯𝐫𝐩
◇𝐬��𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬/𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

A medium lad!!!

Are we gatekeeping being old, now? 💔 To hear that my own son doesn't support me...

[-ˋˏ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙎𝙏 (H) @CREMATlONEM]

A medium lad...

Pops.. you’re in your thirties. You’re hardly a decade older than I am. I don’t think you should be thinking of retirement so soon.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

He can be a big lad and a liddle lad!! He's complex!!

Goodness, I wonder who you got that from...but I digress!! I'm far from one to steal some young upstarts time to shine, old men like me should be focusing on saving for retirement and nightly bingo.

[-ˋˏ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙎𝙏 (H) @CREMATlONEM]

Nooooo! A big lad! With high heels!

Nah, I like the attention. It keeps me busy, but if you want the spotlight, I could go for a nap.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

They'll always be a shortie in his heart!!

Goodness, aren't you tired? I'm always willing to trade places with you if you need a break!

[-ˋˏ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙎𝙏 (H) @CREMATlONEM]

But he’s tALLER NOW!

Cant relate, I’ve very much been in the spotlight constantly.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

//; please for the love of GOD laugh at these i almost cried editing them

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

He's always been their liddle kiddo 😌

Hey, constancy is good!!! I've been much the same, just taking a short break from the spotlight. Every performer needs their beauty rest!

[-ˋˏ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙎𝙏 (H) @CREMATlONEM]

GASP...
it’s like dab’s a leetol boy again..

Oh yknow. Same old same old
And you? Haven’t seen you in ages.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

I have spent most of my absence focusing on self care!!! Yesterday I had a spa day and felt so young and refreshed...it was like I was 31 again 💖

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

HOLD...and look, his arms aren't even shaking this time!! Peepaw's been working out!

And good evening to you too! How're you holding up, kiddo?

[-ˋˏ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙎𝙏 (H) @CREMATlONEM]

KOALA BEAR CLING.. like babby.

Hi :3

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

CATCHES!!!!!!!!! Patpatpatpatpat.

[-ˋˏ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙎𝙏 (H) @CREMATlONEM]

T A C K L E S-

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

KIDDO-!!

[-ˋˏ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙎𝙏 (H) @CREMATlONEM]

POP POP POP POP POP •♡•

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

Much appreciated!!! I am manifesting your continued safety post-reveal in return 👍

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ❛𝙆𝙐𝙍𝙀 .ᐟ ✨ @incxnspicuous]

manifesting it for you right now , king !!

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

Of course I am!! All the commotion was bound to wake me up eventually.

[-ˋˏ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙎𝙏 (H) @CREMATlONEM]

Everyone SHUT UP!!!
My dad’s here.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

Contrary to popular belief, losing a body part during all my major appearances is actually a highly strategic move! I'm lighter and more aerodynamic than ever before.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

...Emphasis on the "perhaps" part.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

💔 I'll make another grand entrance someday soon! Perhaps this time I'll even do so without getting mortally injured.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ❛𝙆𝙐𝙍𝙀 .ᐟ ✨ @incxnspicuous]

you’ll be missed . . . 💔💔

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

And back to my nap I go!! Have fun you crazy kids, wake me when I'm plot relevant again.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

//; also hi sorry for inactivity art school is hard ect ect but i am laughing my fucking ASS off.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

//; i can't believe we got the traitor reveal before we got the mr compress in prison reveal. so much fuckoing hate in this world.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

As the kids would say!! L. O. L.

[𝓜𝓻. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 @COM_PRESSTO]

I just popped my knuckles and my hand started hurting . . . is that arthritis setting in? 😰 Should I be investing in a second prosthetic?