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[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

nobody cares about what you hate.

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

"Every home will get a unique digital postcode"

Why do you guys lie a lot?

Most homes in Nigeria don't have electricity or pipe-borne water but the APC is promising us an advanced feature that only 5 countries in this world have managed to achieve. Lying criminals! 🤦‍♀️

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Get innnn…come and buy shawarma for me from the money nauuuu…make boys enjoy you too small 🥹🥹🥹

[Concerned Citizen @TimedFrank]

“Gbaja was the one who formally wrote to the police, requesting an investigation” - Your quote

Gbaja *said* he wrote to the police for an investigation. Have you, yes you 🫵, seen his written request for an investigation? I double dare him to post it let’s see how the request was constructed.

Ok, the police have concluded their investigation which culminated in Adeyemi arrested, being charged to court & currently on bail, right? Great!

Oya take mic 🎤 and tell us, who else in this administration (CBN, Budget Office, NITDA, OAGF, OSGF, Head of Civil Service, Office of the Chief of Staff) did the police indict during the course of their “investigation” or was Adeyemi working alone and somehow succeeded in “misleading” all these other parastatals?

The “investigation” started/ended in September/October 2025 so how come the Budget Office captured same agency in the 2026 budget?

Was the president briefed on this in September 2025? What did he do to hold all perpetrators and accomplices accountable? Did anyone resign or was Adeyemi “working alone”?

If the “investigation” was concluded in October 2025, how come the PFIPC website on the .gov.ng domain and managed by another yet another agency (NITDA) was just deactivated on July 2nd 2006 at exactly 4:58pm?

To answer your question though:

One can be a perpetrator of a crime but will want to get ahead of the story by pointing fingers at others just to divert attention away from themselves.

[Adetutu Balogun, MBA @Tutsy22]

Name FAKE
Mother FAKE
Bishops FAKE
Certificates FAKE
Employment FAKE
Elections FAKE
Presidency FAKE
Agency FAKE

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

All my major connections on this app came from men shaa and i mean ALL.

Woman never connect me to anything before for my life but hopefully that changes in the near future.

https://t.co/7vCPnmy9VE is where it is today so far strictly because of MEN.

[Berneese @theberneese]

The Cape Verde coach deserves his flowers too. He has built an incredible team without a single global football star.👏

[Last B 🦋 ✨ @Ony1nyechi]

“A Yoruba boy qualified for the Math National olympiads but Alex refused to sponsor him”

I couldn’t believe what I was reading, when did Alex become the minister for education or mandated to sponsor individuals?

See, this is not a matter of ignoring it, a lot of you are sick in the head.
We were all here when Mr Alex PERSONALLY sponsored this competition IN THE EAST, and took the best three from the competition he SPONSORED WITH HIS MONEY, to Rome WITH HIS MONEY, for an International STEM Olympiad, and NOT your Math National Olympiad.

Infact let me go and sleep, before I lose my home training here.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

It wasn’t hearsay, we saw the video. He was licking the young girl’s fingers and forcing his body on her.

He was convicted and sentenced, not just suspected. The judge saw him as someone to be sent to prison and off he went.

This is who they are giving chieftaincy title. Shocking

[Sodiq Isiaq @i_am_dimmygee]

Once you catch your woman cheating, first tell like 3 to 4 of your friends , e get why.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Just remembered that the 5-year-old child of a man on my street threw a stone and broke the windshield of his father’s Lexus GS350.

The father was about to spank the hell out of the child, and the mother said no.

The father then took the cane, whipped the mother first, and then started beating the child.

Nothing concern baba with gentle parenting. Everybody collect.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

“Cristiano, Messi, maybe Neymar… who do you dream of for your last dance?”.

🚨 Mo Salah: “Messi”.

[Destiny Klems🗣️ @klemsx]

“My husband stopped eat my food for 2 years I don’t know why”

“My hasn’t touched me for years I don’t know why”

“My man left me after he made it”

You women cross certain boundaries with men and wonder why he reacts in a certain way.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

One babe said she lowkey wants Tinubu to win the next election, so that a dollar will be 3k because she works remotely and earns in dollar.

Another babe replied, “With this brain? You’re lucky o”😭😭😭

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Lekki Phase 1 Boat Stop 😂😂😂

[Mayor Of Calabar @Uno_009]

Breaking: Judge Tsamma Abubakar, who declared Tinubu winner in the 2023 presidential election, reportedly goes blind in a London hospital after undergoing eye surgery.

According to reports, the judge was admitted to a specialist hospital in London for what was described as a routine eye procedure.

However, doctors allegedly encountered unexpected complications during the operation, resulting in the complete loss of his eyesight.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Burkinabé students now need government permission to study abroad. This means that whether your father is a cabinet minister or a private millionaire, there is no way for their children to escape the state of the country's educational system

Which leaves them no choice but to make sure that the facilities available to students in the country are befitting of their own children.

That is how a country develops an actual elite. Not like Nigeria where as soon as I finished secondary school, my parents put me on a plane to England to enjoy a standard of education that no Nigerian alive today will ever enjoy in Nigeria. The class my parents belong to is called a pseudo-elite.

A proper elite is what is coming together now in the AES. Just wait. If there is no change of Nigeria's trajectory, within 10 years, Nigerians will start going to university in Burkina Faso and making it out to be a status symbol.

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

So which of your children is carrying on with this your wonderful family heritage?

[winsome @Ebube_5]

The face of the most dangerous professional political criminal in Nigeria.

[Zariyi Yusuf Madaki @ZariyiYusufu]

Are you aware that by every parameter of humanitarian crisis Katsina is at a much worse state than Palestine?
Do you think the life of a fair skinned Muslim in the Middle East is better and more deserving of sympathy than your kins’ in Katsina?