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o< I SUBSCRIBE TO INDOCTRINATION THEORY o-

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o< BOB SAGET WAS MURDERED BY THE FSB o-

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o< DANGER MOUSE COULD NOT POSSIBLY ACCOMPLISH ALL HIS AMAZING STUNTS SINCE HE HAS NO DEPTH PERCEPTION o-

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o< SARS-COV-2 IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL VIRUS o-

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o< THE SPREAD OF CORONAVIRUS IN THE UNITED STATES COINCIDED WITH THE DISAPPOINTING BOX OFFICE RESULTS OF BIRDS OF PREY -- COINCIDENCE ????? YEAH, PROBABLY o-

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o< COVID-19 CAN BE CURED WITH FORSYTHIA o-

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o< LUCAS IS A CONFEDERACY SYMPATHIZER THAT'S WHY HE NAMED THE GOOD GUYS IN STAR WARS "REBELS" o-

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o< PULSARS ARE NOT RAPIDLY ROTATING NEUTRON STARS WITH HOT SPOTS THAT BEAM RADIO WAVES THEY ARE THE WARNING BEACONS OF BERSERKERS o-

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o< KERMIT'S FULL TITLE IS KERMIT THE FROG. @CONSPIRACYDUCK REGRETS THE ERROR. o-

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o< THE HUBBLE LAW IS A LIE o-

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o< STAN LEE DID NOT STAR IN "CRAZY RICH ASIANS." @CONSPIRACYDUCK REGRETS THE ERROR. o-

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o< THIS IS NOT THE 2000TH TWEET o-

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o< ALEX JONES WAS NOT BANNED BY TECH COMPANIES HE BANNED HIMSELF FOR DEVIOUS REASONS (FALSE FLAG OPERATION) o-

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o< THE PIONEER PLAQUE INCLUDES PLUTO AS A PLANET SO WE'RE SENDING FAKE NEWS TO THE STARS o-

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o< THE COPPER-PLATED MUGS USED FOR MOSCOW MULES ARE A SCAM THEY DO NOTHING AT ALL o-

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o< WE ALL KNOW THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS 65 MPH o-

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o< HUMPTY WAS PUSHED o-

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o< THE SETI POST-DETECTION TASKGROUP IS RUN BY THE BILDERBERG GROUP o-

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o< THE CRASHED VEHICLES AT ROSWELL *DID* CONTAIN ANTHROPOMORPHIC DUMMIES BUT THAT'S ONLY AFTER THE FEDS REPLACED THE ALIEN BODIES o-

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o< DONALD J. TRUMP IS NOT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: THIS IS AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE o-