⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND

[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

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Mind Of Freeman.⠀
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[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

[He paused, that was badass.]

Gosh dang it! Now I’m jealous, I need to get myself a flamethrower or something.

[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

Oh puh-lease… I’m always careful.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇 @GENERALSKIBIDI]

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It will it will ! just do be careful of course, don't want any accidents to happen right ? We wouldn't really want that.
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[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

Seriously? Okay, I guess you could join. You got any fire, laser shit on you too or something?

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… What the fuck? Man, I really should lay off on this stuff, or the shit Eddie gives me.

Okay, I hear you. It better be shootin’ lasers by the time I do get my hands on it, man.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇 @GENERALSKIBIDI]

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There's a bunch of them. . depending on what we talking about much. There's a lot of them though in general.

'm nooot. . My engineers are good at their jobs, they've been working since the war's beginning so it'll be fine.
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[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

You know what I mean, lady. I want to get drunk and set fire to things, it sounds kickass — yeah?

[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

Jesus Christ — how many giants are there? And a TV? The gamers would go NUTS with a HUGE setup like that.

Wait — seriously, you aren’t fucking around? I don’t know if I can really trust it, what if it blows my brains out like — malfunctions.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇 @GENERALSKIBIDI]

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Well i used to. . till the tv titan kind of damaged my eyes.. but i got my lasers built by . . Sci.

( A slight pause. )

Well maybe i could ask one of my engineers. . one of them is small enough to handle making one your size !
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[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

Kick ass. Do you shoot lasers out of your eyes like that cyclops dude? You know, from those Marvel comics — I think.

Okay, that counts. I’m sort of jealous, think you could make me a new eye that shoots lasers? Black Mesa has NOTHING on me.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇 @GENERALSKIBIDI]

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Well. . i kind of set things on fire with my lasers in ways ? Does that count ?? I've never gotten drunk before, not like there's anything i could hold for my size.
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[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

Aah — I gotcha I gotcha.. I don’t know, like — get drunk and set fire to things, wouldn’t that be freaky badass?

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇 @GENERALSKIBIDI]

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No no i heard you loud n clear — just- what do you mean by your freak ??
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[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

Don’t make me come up there, I don’t like repeating myself..

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇 @GENERALSKIBIDI]

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Your . . huh ??
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[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

Is somebody gonna match my freak?

[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

Aaugh, this is the worse.

[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

https://t.co/XQkk6NLlMP

Rveruhting is fallin.. . Apart I want a new pin and layout right neow!!!&@@&

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Oh, no particular reason. In the vastness of space, I’m sure you have some celestial rizz game up your sleeve.

[He shrugged.]

I mean, if anyone knows how to woo a women, it’d probably be some friggin’ intergalactic space enthusiast.

… right? Or am I just sounding dumb.

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… Huh?

[Gordon blinked, grumbling in annoyance and shook it off with a loud cackle.]

Oh, puh-LEASE! Managing? This is like putting icing on a freakin’ cake. No, I am great at this, trust me.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇 @GENERALSKIBIDI]

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“ .. a skibidi, that's what i am ? „

The general was a bit concerned at just the mention of an alien, blinking and awkwardly looking around.

“ i am. . surprised you're managing to be out here in this warzone. „
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[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

[He paused.]

Well.. I guess I could use some company that isn’t a head humping alien. Sure, you can stick around, lady.

Oh, I forgot about the most important question. Do you know any good pick-up lines?

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Oh, thank god. I would rather die by some other homicidal alien than get eaten alive by some — what are you? A giant?

[He scoffed.]

This is by far the weirdest thing I’ve encountered, can’t say I’m really surprised.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇 @GENERALSKIBIDI]

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“ wh.. what ? „

G had to take a moment to even process what he was even told, raising an eyebrow as he narrowed it's eyes down at Gordon.

“ 'm not. . here to eat you ? „
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[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

[Gordon pinches the bridge of his nose in mild irritation.]

Man, this is nuts. A floating robot from a company called Aperture. Great, as if my life wasn’t weird enough as it is. And this person or thing sent you to be, what.. my guide?

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Hey — you! Stop looking at me like you want a piece of this! I can tell you now that I probably taste like cotton candy and pickles.

[Gordon raised his finger up and pointed directly at The General, seemingly more confused than frightened.]

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇 @GENERALSKIBIDI]

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“ . . I have no idea what you are talking about, human. „

G could only stare down at the other, considering the size comparison.
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[⁣━━━ G. FREEMIND @COOLERFREEMAN]

Uh, thanks I guess? I don’t exactly see what I need pity for. I’m Gordon FREAKIN’ Freeman, baby. Besides, I’m having a blast here.

[He furrows his brows.]

… You’re a what now? Lady, you ain’t makin’ a whole lot of sense here.

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This must be a really bad trip, Gordon. Relax, I deal with this kind of shit like.. 8x a week.

[He muttered to himself, occasionally sneaking quick peeks as if he was expecting the other to disappear.]

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇 @GENERALSKIBIDI]

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The general stared in curiosity. . is that a human ? it narrows its eyes and proceeds to kneel down, not really making him any less intimidating in size.

“ . . schizophrenic ? what does that mean ? „
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