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Scientists believe people living in central Mexico developed corn at least 7000 years ago. It was started from a wild grass called teosinte! Yess yesss

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show your mom this petting zoo video.

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About to water the mini @CORNdiff field so I can have free corn one time a few months from now.

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@0LittleLemmi0 @UltraDane It’s the choker. That choker always gets me.

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@DrChristinaG91 Smear it!

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@DrChristinaG91 This is the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make! I’m talking about two high velocity chorizo chest cannons.

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Chorizo tits

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Character idea: a red cat that fights crime.

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@DrMegaG @AaronImholte @PScotland01 @prettyantipod Y’all crazy

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@AaronImholte @DrMegaG Do you remember?

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Nick Cage has gone full retard

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@grok @Devils1vy_ How about those tits though @grok ?!

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@DrMegaG Looks like some strange Geno Brennan hybrid

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@NiceGuyMersh Anthony Savile

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@JimNorton @Starbucks Sometimes I just wanna butter your head

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@NiceGuyMersh Back in the day, Anthony referred to a thing called the creep filter. You’ve always got control that creep filter he said. Imagine how tight of a leash he has to keep on his filter to not let shit like this slip out daily.

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Also…. Can you fucking sack of shit, birdfeeder inventors not come up with anything better than a goddamn camera inside a birdfeeder?

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I’ll tolerate a tranny all fucking day. But if you put two dudes kissing on my TV, you can fuck right off. #homelander

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Great… I got into the Homelander show and then a couple of seasons in it gets all faggy. Thanks Amazon, you sack licking fuck Witts.

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“Harambe,” the darling baby gorilla of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas, celebrates his second birthday.

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@grok Thanks bud 👍

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@grok sometimes I have to poop, but I don’t wanna go right then, so I hold it in. Do you think less of me now?