COTTONMOUTH CANNABIS

GROW LIFE

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💭😮‍💨💭Someone said Cottonmouth isn’t leaving the country.
I designed that label in 2000. Twenty-six years later it’s still mine to take wherever I want.💭🛩️💭

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Freya, the wild one. Raised in the Lower Mainland, growing strong, now under light.

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Organic only. 💭😮‍💨💭 Think of the kids!

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Now when I’m fuckin’ off Kush I’m invincible
Don’t love no hoe, that’s my principle🖤

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This is what my Chainsaw sounds like when I got you strapped to a chair, cutting your head off while you’re watching me, Chink, Chi-Chi, Chink, Chink, Chink, Chink, Chink, Chink, Chink, Chi Chi, Chinker, Chink, Chink, Chink, Chink, Chink, Chink, Chink, Chink! Hahahahaha

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Cottonmouth Cannabis will be transferring its operations to Europe on an indefinite basis.

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Some Chinese mafia is after me, chasing me down. I think they want my patent or my established Cottonmouth Cannabis business. I’m just going to call them the Chink Mafia—Chinker the Chinese Chinks—from now on. And if they come up from behind me, I’m pulling them out of their car and poking their eyes out with an ice pick. Hahahahaha.

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Don’t give a fuck if it’s good enough for you
Split you in two, fuck you, I’m through
You suck, all these piglets sip and puff
Don’t give a fuck if it’s good enough
I’m off-the-cuff, I spit while I puff
You’re a beef patty, I don’t bluff
Rough-ridin’ fatty, thick and I’m buff
Ring the bells, hear a thousand yells
Comin’ from the devil cells
Banging on them metal shelves
I’m right here… where the devil dwells

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Freya — The Wild Cannabis Warrior
In the raw, untamed edges of the Pacific Northwest, where coastal mists weave through ancient cedars and mountain winds carry the sharp breath of the sea, a seed awakened. Born from resilient soil rich with coastal rain and filtered northern light, she rose strong and vibrant — living in the fierce heart of the Coquitlam wilderness.
Respect to the wild ones! 🌿⚔️

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Athena — The Cannabis Warrior Surviving in the Wild!
This is Athena, a resilient cannabis plant who has been thriving in the wild for the past month here in the Coquitlam area.
Look at her now: vibrant fan leaves, thick stems, excellent structure, and strong upward growth. She’s proof that with good genetics and determination, cannabis can adapt and thrive even in the wild.
Respect to the wild ones! 🌿⚔️

[COTTONMOUTH CANNABIS @COTTONMOUTHCAN5]

🪦👨🏻‍🚒🪦 Taking lives of firemen, hen,
I’m like five men, wise men, born against,
So run,
cause-firefighters pull all-nighters soon as I hit town,
I’m burning shit down, clown!
Sit the fuck down!
Blaze a joint, relax while I diss,
You missed the point,
I keep it on wax, on max, on racks,
to disappoint,
In other words, I disjoint other birds,
Flip tipped birds, diss herbs — Herbal Diss!
Preverbal turtle gettin’ kicked straight through his pelvic girdle,
Down to the infernal, eternal hellfire,
You a liar — I spit fire! 🔥🤬🔥🔥

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💭🪝💭 I got my Hush Puppies on,
snuck up on your mom,
hung out with her till dawn,
I got my Hush Puppies on. 👟

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Freya: 100% organic veg queen 🌱 Vibrant fan leaves with perfect serration, rock-solid stem, and excellent symmetry. Thriving hard and gearing up to bush out!

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💭😶‍🌫️💨 You’re a Ticketless Deadhead in a Cemetery Bed,
I’m that Pothead eatin’ banana bread — no spread,
Everything you ever said? In a casket dead.
I’m spittin’ seeds in your hotbed,
Hotboxin’ a hot shed — your style’s shot dead. ⚰️

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Athena is a healthy young cannabis plant in the early vegetative stage. She is showing strong genetics and has recovered well after transplanting.

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😮‍💨💭My house, a madhouse, number one,
Like the White House,
Take my place? Catch a swift roundhouse kick to the face,
Survive that? I’ll fuse you into number five,
I stay alive, you take the dive,
Get baked alive.👨‍🍳