COUNT KOFFIN-K

Truly the most Villainous Villain!

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[Berdly Williams @BirdofWhit]

NOW HOLD ON MA'AM! I ADORE TRANS WOMEN! IN FACT I-

[Papyrus. @4LLJUST4G4M3]

Where even am i.

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@hairynotlairy // oh nice

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RECRUITING ALL!

[Open Interaction]

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// NO MORE ROUXLS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[essi @tinyhater]

newsletter is out btw https://t.co/7E3Z2qJZyC

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@Hopecrossheart Same!

[Ralsei @FluffiestGirl]

Welcome To Castle Town!

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BEHOLD, THE GREAT COUNT KOFFIN-K HAS COME TO ASSIST YOU!

[𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙮 {#TeamIced} {Totality Arc} @AFL0WERSDREAM]

Heh, Come on ory. It's just a titan!

It's no match for our dreams

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@EvilToTheBrim // ummm, I guess harry would be cool 😭

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@EvilToTheBrim // hm…im not sure tbh 😭 i suppose ill leave it up to you, you can choose whoever you like more!!

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@EvilToTheBrim // mb twin just saw this 😭 i have no one in such a role, so if you wanna be one that’d be awesome

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What the hell is a tetra

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HOW PARODYTWT SEES ME. THE GREAT KOFFIN-K!!!

[Scourge The Hedgehog @AllHailScourge]

How parodytwt sees tetra

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@THEchalkeater_ // from back when this was a Pirate Gaster account and i kept saying “Chips Ahoy Landfaggots” 😭

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@Hopecrossheart // why is this so funny to me omg 😭

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I see how it is.

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RECRUITING ALL!

[Open Interaction]

[𝑺𝑼𝑺𝑰𝑬. @THEchalkeater_]

You aren't gonna be doing much out here, much less any crazy plans.

The moon's gonna crash down and destroy this entire world in 3 days.

....Well, unless I put a stop to it.....though I don't really know how I'm gonna do that.

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@THEchalkeater_ // I’ll try and get to this soon, work is being annoying rn

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That name does ring a bell…Some clam girl said it one time, though I cared not…

You’re for sure from this “Hometown”?

Perhaps I’m asking too much, you just seemed familiar.

Though I couldn’t care less to be fair, I have too many dastardly plans to remember such frivolities.

[𝑺𝑼𝑺𝑰𝑬. @THEchalkeater_]

It's where I live, duh.

It's alright, I guess. There's.....things in it.

And I dunno, there isn't really a way you could know me if you don't even know where I come from. The name's Susie, though.