* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉.

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ am i a 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀, @afuckinglion?

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[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

i thought he was a weirdo, but he was actually a pretty considerate weirdo.

[⁎ ،̲،̲ᅠᅠ𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨 ᵃˢˢ 𝗕𝗜͟𝗧͟𝗖͟𝗛 . @afuckinglion]

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ㅤㅤ@COWBOYC0ACH.
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[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

you do?! —— good for you. i respect that. everyone should have one. and i bet yours is really badass too ... unless it involves tea.

i can't get behind tea. i'm so sorry. i know this is a letdown. i'll work on that. but tea is vile.

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

i understand ... it's not for everyone.

but just know that you would always be welcome to any of our meetings. special guest credit, probably ( i would actually have to discuss that with the group, but i'm sure they'd say yes! )

[⁎ ،̲،̲ᅠᅠ𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨 ᵃˢˢ 𝗕𝗜͟𝗧͟𝗖͟𝗛 . @afuckinglion]

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ㅤㅤ... besides, if you must know i have my own 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 ritual for feeling my own power.
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[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

/ BYEEEEE

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: Ted Lasso fans, this is not a drill https://t.co/0zKrSy5kRA

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

yes! of course! that's the best part! ( ‼️😀‼️ )

it promotes team spirit. look, do you wanna try it? we should give it a try together so you can feel the power.

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

look at you, getting all modern with the lingo! i am always there in spirit, though. and, i mean, more than that thanks to the wonders of a speedy internet connection.

[⁎ ،̲،̲ᅠᅠ𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨 ᵃˢˢ 𝗕𝗜͟𝗧͟𝗖͟𝗛 . @afuckinglion]

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ㅤㅤi’d imagine it’s a one for all situation, ( crumbs idly swept from table— ) at least from what i gathered it feels too strange to have them without you present. 𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸, or something similar of the sort.
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[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

> turns to look at Rebecca, the smile on his face nearly blinding and, above all, genuine.

“hey! up and at 'em since the early hours as always, i see! sorry if i broke your morning groove, i just wanted to say hi —— promise!”

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

he's just like a boy on a field trip, really, the excitement of being back 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 and finally feel somewhat at 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 for the first time in months written all over his face.

it's not been easy —— facing that things with Michelle >

[⁎ ،̲،̲ᅠᅠ𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨 ᵃˢˢ 𝗕𝗜͟𝗧͟𝗖͟𝗛 . @afuckinglion]

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so it takes a minute of second guessing, the briefest moment to categorise her emotions, before she’s up on her feet, scuttling towards the staircase in heels far too tall for ── “ 𝘵𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ ”
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[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

> would not repair themselves, trying to figure out a way to stay happy for Henry while it felt like his life had been ripped apart and a big chunk of it tossed across the ocean.

he's not thinking about that now, though. not as he >

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

> right past @afuckinglion's office.

then right back! he's forgotten something important —— time to peek in, like it hasn't been months since he last did this.

“hey, boss!”

and he's on his way again! would hate to be rude, really.

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

> security workers to let him in without his badge. where's his badge anyway? pretty sure he took it as a souvenir.

anyway!

everyone must be at practice because there's no player or member from the staff to be seen, so he keeps walking, >

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

hot tip: if moving back to London, it's probably best to let one's friends know instead of showing up unannounced.

right?

oh, well! next time!

he's just walking around the hallways inside the stadium, having sweet-talked one of the >

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

which is something very interesting to have happened to anyone! i'm almost jealous.

at least i'm lucky i still get to join the diamond dogs meetings via facetime.

[⁎ ،̲،̲ᅠᅠ𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨 ᵃˢˢ 𝗕𝗜͟𝗧͟𝗖͟𝗛 . @afuckinglion]

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“ anything interesting happen today ” i just walked in to find the majority of my coaching staff barking at eachother like dogs.
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[𝙆𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙮 @OFBESTSUPPORTER]

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ㅤ    ❝ I'm sort of famous for
being almost famous. ❞

She's a free-spirited
individual who has succeeded
as an influencer and model.
Keeley adores her best
friend and is the BIGGEST
supporter of AFC Richmond!

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

https://t.co/bqYQYm6Lh7

[wonder @wonderful_chase]

today the world's a mess, i just wanna put my head on your chest and listen to your heart beating

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

ㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤ( 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘥,
ㅤㅤ 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘪 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥,
ㅤㅤ 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 ... 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙. )ㅤ

[⁎ ،̲،̲ᅠᅠ𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨 ᵃˢˢ 𝗕𝗜͟𝗧͟𝗖͟𝗛 . @afuckinglion]

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ㅤㅤ( 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ㅤㅤ﹠ 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦. )
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[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

@afuckinglion

[ً. @abhorarchive]

i just miss you, in quite a simple, desperate, human way.

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

but, aha! that's where the case lies, my friend. it barely takes up any room, so i didn't see it when i was remaking my suitcase.

[Trent Crimm. 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡. @TCIndependent]

I regret to inform you that it is not a defence since a brolly barely takes up any room.

[* 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙉. @COWBOYC0ACH]

in my defense, i packed my bags, unpacked them to make more room for everything that i didn't account for, then packed them again —— must have left it behind.

[Trent Crimm. 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡. @TCIndependent]

The country that is famous for rain and you didn’t bring a brolly ??