Carlos Osweda

Shamus. Collector of fake autographs. Kuddelmuddel.

[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

@Englandwwg1 @realDonaldTrump Sure.

The Hammer hacks into paper mail-in ballots.

[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

MINI-THREAD

Dear Democrats:

"Election fraud is very rare," is not an argument.

For one thing, ASK @realDonaldTrump.

For another, THIS is really rare.

[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

@svaihingen @realDonaldTrump No.

They did massive ballot dumps.

They left a trail five miles wide.

[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

@ralf_ep @realDonaldTrump And voter fraud is very rare.

[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

@Keytobe1 @realDonaldTrump Another attempt to make a point, but since I don't speak Leftist, it can't be made comprehensible to me.

See, when you're stupid AND insane, you can't pull off crimes like stealing national elections.

If you'd all had brain transplants before you tried, maybe.

[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

@cyrptofax @realDonaldTrump I have no idea what the fuck you said.

Why are so many morons descending on me?

[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

@EagerDan2 @realmobius01 @realDonaldTrump Nice try.

Wisconsin say that voter registration statistics before 2008 are not available when in fact they are.

You can see them on the chart above.

As hard as you try, you can't steal the election, son.

So fuck off.

[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

@AnneNonneemouse @realDonaldTrump Her crimes aren't federal.

The people I'm talking about messed with NATIONAL elections.

By declaring this a national-security issue, Trump can send in US military forensic investigators.

I should block you for being an idiot, but I don't care anymore.

[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

The national election fraud of 2020 has never happened before.

It being rare has no relevance.

When Trump is done with you bastards, you'll never do it again.

Trust me on that.

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[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

They were super-violent bank robbers who operated alone or in very small teams.

That kind of bank robbing was VERY rare, and the two-year crime wave has never been repeated.

The Lufthansa Heist.

The Great Train Robbery of 1963.

VERY rare.

And massively destructive.

[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

I'll leave you with this.

It cracked me up.

https://t.co/lotwnQKHiN

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[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

MINI-THREAD

I just had someone chide me for now being a eunuch like he (it) is.

Probably thinks I'm too angry about the attempted theft of the reelection of @realDonaldTrump.

There is such a thing a JUSTIFIED anger.

Let me explain to the eunuchs why I'm angry.

[Carlos Osweda @COsweda]

I'm still angry over 9/11, and now I'll be forever angry over 11/3.

This was as much an attack on our country as the 9/11 attack.

The eunuchs can avert their eyes.

I'm going to LOVE the comeuppance.