Chris Nichols

Assistant golf professional at the Homestead Resort. I hit a little white ball around a field sometimes.

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

Chris to guest: "How are y'all doin?"

Guest: *doesn't acknowledge Chris' existence*

Chris: "I'm doin well. Pretty slow day but what can you do?"

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@bing_wolfe @DezBryant Geez 🙄

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

Aaron Donald just straight up choked a man and he’s still in the game 😂

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

Me: “Tatum, can you help daddy count to five?”

Tatum: *silence*

Me: *Dies inside*

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@bing_wolfe @mattswider I might 😂

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@bing_wolfe @mattswider Bro you don’t know how close I was to just giving in and buying an Xbox yesterday 😂

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

NBA MVP should always be decided after the playoffs. I believe that.

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@Alpha_Taurus_ @JonahFord14 @bing_wolfe

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@lucyyimhomee Truuuuuue

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

Being laid off has given me the opportunity to spend time with my sweet daughter, but all I seem to do is find the flaws in her shows like how tf does this turtle, that was born and raised in the us, only speak mandarin? Poor writing word party. Poor writing.

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@TazerBlack @shayliiixo

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@RudyGreyX @shayliiixo

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@shayliiixo @beautifulldreaa @KyasyaSeams Truuuuuueeee 🙌🏻 told you

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@devonpalmer_ @JonahFord14

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@devonpalmer_ @shayliiixo

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@Skratch @JonahFord14

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

Anyone tryna sell something with 4wheel drive?

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@Zainaaab5 @JonahFord14

[Chris Nichols @CP5041995]

@RidiculousDak @lexx_brookee @shayliiixo